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Delicious Mexican cuisineHowever, it would be great if they had liquor licenseMeals are also on the expensive side for what you get. read more Delicious Mexican cuisineHowever, it would be great if they had liquor licenseMeals are also on the expensive side for what you get.

We decided to start with the nachos and ordered a share platter for our main course, only to be dismayed to discover that the restaurant was BYO only. On the po... read more We decided to start with the nachos and ordered a share platter for our main course, only to be dismayed to discover that the restaurant was BYO only. On the positive side, the service was prompt, and our food arrived quickly. Unfortunately, the nachos were quite lackluster, featuring just melted cheddar cheese over canned tomatoes and chips, accompanied by a small dollop of sour cream, bean dip, and guacamole. This disappointment paled in comparison to what awaited us with the main course. The share platter looked enticing, still sizzling on hot plates, but the first bite was a significant letdown. For a restaurant that features a chili in its logo, there was an alarming lack of flavor. The beef was unseasoned and reminiscent of the mystery meat from high school camps; the mixed seafood was tolerable, but even the salt from my shoes would have added more flavor. The vegetables were bland and overly soft, and while I hoped the bread would be the saving grace, even generic taco shells from the supermarket had more substance. What could have been labeled as fajitas ended up being a disappointingly dull variation of Mexican-inspired dishes. At that moment, we resolved never to disparage Guzman Y Gomez again. In the end, we managed to finish only half of our meal, smiled as we paid, and then rushed home, clutching our stomachs (and our wallets) in pain. A fair warning to anyone considering this place: if you are seeking a dining experience that resembles a cardboard version of culturally appropriated Mexican food, this might be the place for you. Otherwise, I strongly recommend looking elsewhere. Sincerely, a disgruntled couple taking turns in the restroom.