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Oh, where to begin. From start to finish this was a disaster. The waitress was clearly not trained whatsoever. The drinks took absolutely ages to arrive. Then t... read more Oh, where to begin. From start to finish this was a disaster. The waitress was clearly not trained whatsoever. The drinks took absolutely ages to arrive. Then the food turned up piecemeal. The owner came over and when I tried to explain that we had all ordered for our food to arrive together, not 1 dish at a time he advised they could not serve us all together. When I asked how other customers felt about getting their dishes separately he got annoyed and walked off. Then he came back and said he would give us the latest round of drinks on the house. The drinks order then came out but was wrong, at which point the owner blamed the waitress and walked off. When the food came out it was half the size of usual portions. When I challenged him about my wife’s dish having chilli, which was not stated anywhere on the menu he stated it was a Spanish dish. I told him we had lived in Spain for 4 years, at which point he simply walked off. When he returned he dismissively said don’t pay for anything. I tried to simply explain how things had gone wrong but he wasn't having any of it and just walked away. That was the last we saw of him as he stood at the bar ignoring everyone, drinking beer. The whole experience was like being in an episode of Gordon Ramseys “Kitchen Nightmares” The owner was clearly not experienced and had absolutely no ability to communicate with us, his customers, so simply argued with us then walked away. So yes we were not charged, but it ruined our first night here, with my wife having to go to a 7-11 shop for a sandwich.

I was really disappointed with the Margherita pizza. It was just a thick layer of tomato paste, and they seemed to have forgotten to add cheese! The crust was o... read more I was really disappointed with the Margherita pizza. It was just a thick layer of tomato paste, and they seemed to have forgotten to add cheese! The crust was overcooked, and there was no pleasant flavor whatsoever. It definitely wasn't worth the price. I'm surprised to see such good ratings for this place! I won't be trusting the reviews here again.