Reviews - Down Monkey

The barman tried to sell in two drinks as Mojito, which actually looked and tasted like Coke. When I went to the bar to complain, he told me, it was dark rum an... read more The barman tried to sell in two drinks as Mojito, which actually looked and tasted like Coke. When I went to the bar to complain, he told me, it was dark rum and Seven Up. Beside that I have never had a Mojito with Seven Up, I do not understand the dark colour. I left the glasses at the bar and said, that they are undrinkable and I will not pay for them. Do not go there, every other bar, we have been to, served niced and decent drinks.

Popped in for drinks before going on for dinner. We were attracted by the quirkiness of the bar decor. Really lovely low light atmosphere. Beer only available i... read more Popped in for drinks before going on for dinner. We were attracted by the quirkiness of the bar decor. Really lovely low light atmosphere. Beer only available in bottles, mahou was €3 per bottle, so not extortionate for a bar. Also seemed to do cocktails. I would return

We went here for a drink after a meal out. We went to the bar to see what Gin they had; the waiter told us to sit down to be served. The next thing is that the... read more We went here for a drink after a meal out. We went to the bar to see what Gin they had; the waiter told us to sit down to be served. The next thing is that the waitress brought us 2 Gin and tonics and we hadn't even ordered; my husband doesn't even drink it! The waitress asked for payment straight away. The drinks tasted of water and lemon; for 10 euros per drink, they should serve the drink in front of you. Never going back.

Don't Go even if it were the last place on earth to serve alcohol. Drinks don't taste of what they should; no wonder they serve them behind your back in the dar... read more Don't Go even if it were the last place on earth to serve alcohol. Drinks don't taste of what they should; no wonder they serve them behind your back in the dark. Very Expensive for such a Submediocre place in a lovely surroundings such as Mercado Colon. Somebody to get them out of there!!!!

Ripoff for no-discernible reason. As it’s a pretty dull place. 4e for a non-alcoholic beer when all other bars are 2.5e. Perhaps why it is always close to empty... read more Ripoff for no-discernible reason. As it’s a pretty dull place. 4e for a non-alcoholic beer when all other bars are 2.5e. Perhaps why it is always close to empty.

Varied music and good place for drinks, pleasant atmosphere in the center. read more Varied music and good place for drinks, pleasant atmosphere in the center.

The atmosphere I love and catch with the decoration, the cocktails cost 9€. I recommend the blue margarita! Although the cocktails are expensive, you can say th... read more The atmosphere I love and catch with the decoration, the cocktails cost 9€. I recommend the blue margarita! Although the cocktails are expensive, you can say that the attention of the staff is very soda, as if they do not want to attend, and in my opinion a place so cute and fun should be accompanied with a friendly staff and that wants to work!

Nice place but couldn't taste any alcohol in my €9 long island that took ages to come and not properly made. Wouldn't make me go back. Nice popcorn as a side th... read more Nice place but couldn't taste any alcohol in my €9 long island that took ages to come and not properly made. Wouldn't make me go back. Nice popcorn as a side though for free

Read the reviews, but my experience was good. waiters were polite, drinks were good, decor was impressive. read more Read the reviews, but my experience was good. waiters were polite, drinks were good, decor was impressive.

We came after the dinner we had in el poblet, and we enjoyed it absolutely. the selection of gin is over 7 pages in the menu. tonics also few to choose. kreatiw... read more We came after the dinner we had in el poblet, and we enjoyed it absolutely. the selection of gin is over 7 pages in the menu. tonics also few to choose. kreatiw decorated. I have to admit that drinks for valencia 25 were a bit expensive for two) and I wish the bartender knew where each bottle is gin, as she could not find my first choice. but the edm radiated through the loudspeakers (still on the band that we could speak without our voice) and the comfortable chairs made us forget and we enjoyed the cocktail and the company.