Down Monkey - Valencia

Popped in here for a quick beer in the Mercat, Colon, Valencia. It's in the downstairs part of the Mercat. Very few customers at 4.15 on a Saturday afternoon bu... read more Popped in here for a quick beer in the Mercat, Colon, Valencia. It's in the downstairs part of the Mercat. Very few customers at 4.15 on a Saturday afternoon but I was in no rush and sat at a table. Waitress came out after about 5 minutes and took my order of a beer, also took an order from a group of four at the table next to me. The group left after 10 minutes waiting. I waited out of curiosity and 20 minutes later was served a bottle of beer by the surly waitress. I wonder what the service would be like when busy! Wouldn't waste time here again, lots of more pleasant bars around.

The place very well decorated and decorated, only to drink the vergas or a wine. excellent location, in the cabbage market. What a negative point, you have to b... read more The place very well decorated and decorated, only to drink the vergas or a wine. excellent location, in the cabbage market. What a negative point, you have to be behind the service to be treated.

Not bad, your staff would be better off treating customers better. read more Not bad, your staff would be better off treating customers better.

The barman tried to sell in two drinks as Mojito, which actually looked and tasted like Coke. When I went to the bar to complain, he told me, it was dark rum an... read more The barman tried to sell in two drinks as Mojito, which actually looked and tasted like Coke. When I went to the bar to complain, he told me, it was dark rum and Seven Up. Beside that I have never had a Mojito with Seven Up, I do not understand the dark colour. I left the glasses at the bar and said, that they are undrinkable and I will not pay for them. Do not go there, every other bar, we have been to, served niced and decent drinks.

Popped in for drinks before going on for dinner. We were attracted by the quirkiness of the bar decor. Really lovely low light atmosphere. Beer only available i... read more Popped in for drinks before going on for dinner. We were attracted by the quirkiness of the bar decor. Really lovely low light atmosphere. Beer only available in bottles, mahou was €3 per bottle, so not extortionate for a bar. Also seemed to do cocktails. I would return