The Beano Cafe - Swale
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Here you will find the menu of The Beano Cafe in Swale. At the moment, there are 20 dishes and drinks on the menu.
The Beano Café offers a varied breakfast experience that leaves guests with mixed feelings. While some patrons praise the affordable prices and quick service, others express disappointment over subpar food quality and cramped seating. Many noted that the ingredients felt cheap, leading to unsatisfying meals that were often left untouched. However, some diners enjoy the generous portions and friendly staff, recommending specific items like the all-day breakfast and black pudding. Ultimately, the café stands out for its reasonable prices, yet the inconsistency in food quality may deter repeat visits.
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that is without doubt. the best caffe in the south-east of englands. eating is perfect. the breakfast is made from the charts for quality and taste and piping hot. the personal is great. very helpful and friendly....i would recommend this caffe to anyone near or far.i live in rustester and drive there simply for this caffe. its amazing. View all feedback.
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I was in wheelans garden ornament factory then went to shop in sheerness. stopped in this caffe and served quickly by the employees. bacon and egg sandwich was great and served with real coffee not immediately. boss was also great. will definitely return later, although it is 100mls round trip. View all feedback.
Great cod and chips, husband had liver and bacon which he said was really nice. Would go again next time we visit sheerness.
Very reasonable priced especially as a coffee or tea is included. Had All Day Breakfast yummy yummy, my friend had fried bread instead of toast which she said it was really good, hash browns were lively and crispy and not oily, nice big long sausage with lots of mushrooms, fried egg and beans all for under £7 Had we realised we would have also ordered the black pudding that the table next to us had as they said was very good. You have to ask for this as it would be an extra. Very good food.
This is what a family cafe restaurant should be like! Friendly service, quick and great food. The home-cooked meals are always consistently delicious.
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