The Coffee Club - Perth

I had a traditional toastie for breakfast: cheese, tomato, ham. It was really good. I also had a flat white. Can't say it's the best or good enough for aud 4, but meh. The food was better than the coffee. konyoqueen.com

I don't know what the chef did to our food but I would definitely not recommend eating here. I ordered the gourmet beef burger which came with salad and chips. Exactly 6 individual chips, 1 cherry tomato and some red onion. It actually tasted pretty good but almost immediately afterwards I had an unpleasant taste in my mouth. While wandering around the shops I noticed a gurgling in my belly, followed by rising stomach acid and a queasy feeling. Later on, i experienced what I can only describe as MAGNIFICENT flatulence. I'm talking gale force winds at incredible volumes. I was frightened. I almost called Health Direct! My companion experienced similar side effects to me minus the incredible gas and I would suggest that the chef either does not wash his hands or something in our food had spoiled. Either way, it's almost 24 hours later and despite having eaten several more times I can still taste that horrible taste when i burp. Coffee club Murray St... CLEAN UP YOUR ACT! I can't afford another night like that and my pyjama-bottoms can't either. As it is my blankets are on life support and may not last the night.

Stopped here for a quick lunch. I got the beetroot salad & my mum got the steak sandwich - if you can call it that. My salad was fine, basic salad which you cant really get wrong. The steak sandwich... well we would have been lucky to get close to 50g of meat in it! What a joke!

My mum came from abroad for a visit - and our first stop was breakfast at the Coffee club before exploring the city. It was delicious. Coffee was god and the portions where so generous that I couldn't finish it all.Nice and convenient near station too. Only issue is the amount of seating - especially in winter - sitting outside is very cold.

Today I decided to meet up with my friends at coffee club and have nice lunch. Unfortunately, this Coffee Club is probably the worst I have ever been to. Here is the list of problems: 1. I have received a very dirty knife. Thank god, they gave me a clean one when I asked for new one. 2. The waitress that was serving us was very passive and it seem like she didn't knew the names of the drinks she was bringing to us. 3. *THE WORST PROBLEM* My friend ordered chicken burger and his burger was on a pass for 8min and waitstaff would just pass it and ignore it. So we waited additional 2min and then I got irritated and just stood up and asked a chef if somebody could bring my friend his chicken burger. Obviously, then chef himself brought the food. DID NOT APOLOGISE. And guess what, because waitstaff refused to bring my friend his order the chicken burger was cold, especially the chips!! Appalling experience!! I will never go there again! If I could I would score the place 0/5!!