Fuse Bar - Perth

Disappointed with such poor quality food, a rebellious streak started to emerge from our little group. By this time our over-priced bottle of average sparkling... read more Disappointed with such poor quality food, a rebellious streak started to emerge from our little group. By this time our over-priced bottle of average sparkling was well and truly empty so we decided it would be a fabulous decision to sneakily pop open our remaining bottle of Cattier from high tea. Anyone tried to open champagne sneakily? After a delayed and unsuccessful attempt at smothering that wonderful popping sound with laughter and coughing, the bartender scurried over to inform us we cannot drink our own bottle. We offered to pay corkage but she wasn’t willing to bend the rules. Fair enough. One of my girlfriends surprisingly managed to squeeze the cork back into the bottle, only for it to pop out later at an impromptu time during our drive home whilst traveling on the back seat. Needless to say the car still smells like celebrations!

As far as parmies go, mine was woeful. It was not a chicken breast as advertised on the menu, it was a piece of tasteless processed chicken served with a more t... read more As far as parmies go, mine was woeful. It was not a chicken breast as advertised on the menu, it was a piece of tasteless processed chicken served with a more then generous side of over salted fried oven chips. The squid was ok at best, but again served with the over salted chips and you could just about count the squid rings on one hand.

We had just dinner in the ok restaurant on the street, and the young wanted the end of the asia pacific football final (or whatever it is. read more We had just dinner in the ok restaurant on the street, and the young wanted the end of the asia pacific football final (or whatever it is.

Ok, northbridgians (this is totally a word now) if you are after a bit of a fantasy night from mentality (also a word) of regular. read more Ok, northbridgians (this is totally a word now) if you are after a bit of a fantasy night from mentality (also a word) of regular.

As far as parmies are concerned, I was in favour. it was not a chicken breast, as advertised on the menu, it was a piece of tasteless processed bun served with... read more As far as parmies are concerned, I was in favour. it was not a chicken breast, as advertised on the menu, it was a piece of tasteless processed bun served with a more generous side of over salted of chips. the squid was good ok, but again served with the over salted chips and you could only count the squid rings on a hand.