Brian's Cottage - Falkirk

Worst chinese in fk area. Ordered chips cheese curry sauce. To get reheated chips, no curry sauce, slither of cheese. Honestly the worst ever. Also chicken chow... read more Worst chinese in fk area. Ordered chips cheese curry sauce. To get reheated chips, no curry sauce, slither of cheese. Honestly the worst ever. Also chicken chow main. Cut up black bits of chicken slapped on top of noodles. Vile not fit for human consumption. Pls avoid like the plague.

Shouldn't be rated as somewhere that provides food. The foul product they provide cannot be classed as food. What these people send out is particularly disgusti... read more Shouldn't be rated as somewhere that provides food. The foul product they provide cannot be classed as food. What these people send out is particularly disgusting. Don't waste your time, money and don't jeopardise your health.

First time ordering from here and it will be our last, it was awful, black bean sauce tasted like pure sugar and bbq sauce, asked for chicken and king prawns in... read more First time ordering from here and it will be our last, it was awful, black bean sauce tasted like pure sugar and bbq sauce, asked for chicken and king prawns in it received no chicken and the tinniest prawns known to man. Felt sick during and after eating, my partners char sui rice had grizzly fatty bits of meat/bone/cartilage on it doubt it was any kind of legal edible meat to be honest. Note to self don't just pick up a menu always read the reviews.

Best Chinese by far Meal type: Dinner Price per person: £10–20 Food: 5 Service: 5 Atmosphere: 5 read more Best Chinese by far Meal type: Dinner Price per person: £10–20 Food: 5 Service: 5 Atmosphere: 5

It was that good i got my wife to peg me for a hole day and she enjoyed the food : read more It was that good i got my wife to peg me for a hole day and she enjoyed the food :