Menu - R J Grunts

Olmeca Altos Plata Tequila; Combier Liqueur D'orange; Lime

Central Italy

Sonoma Valley; CA

Beefeater London Dry Gin; Campari; Rosso Vermouth

Marlborough; New Zealand

Amaretto Lazzaroni; Lemon; Lime

Basic Vodka; Combier Liqueur D'orange; Lime; Cranberry

Willamette Valley; OR

A.K.A. bottled water

Thin tender cuts of chicken sautéed w/ peppers onions make up this tex mex favorite. Served + a side of Sante Fe rice; Guacamole; Salsa a pile of warm our tortillas. Make 'em steak add $7

Juicy chopped sir‐loin served on a sesame bum escorted by a heaping portion of cottage fries; a very dull pickle

Fake out your mouth & stick to your diet all at the same time. Topped + pepper jack cheese; lettuce; tomato; salsa all on a honey oat wheat bun.

This burger is no chicken when it joins up + tomato; lettuce; & Swiss cheese to fight for freedom; justice; & mayonnaise.

Absolutely the same as the above forementioned + one extremely gooey exception. You guessed it. CHEESE! Want the works? Just ask!

Do you ever get a craving for one of these? Maybe it's the rye bread; / the sautéed onions; / the gooey American cheese... Or maybe it's just Patty.

The cheesiest sandwich on the menu. Make it Deluxe + the addition of bacon tomato for $1 extra.

We take dry rubbed all‐nat‐ural pork ribs & slather them in my super secret sauce & served + slaw a pile of french fries. The cost? A mere $27.95

Served + two profound dipping sauces; BBQ Ranch. Or jack them up & ask for Buffalo style. Either way it's $17.95

Imagine our buffalo wings + lettuce; tomato & bleu cheese all in one colossal tortilla... boneless of course I learned my lesson.

A west coast treat featuring crispy chicken; lots of chopped bacon; cheddar; avocado; lettuce; tomato Flying Lizard Ranch dressing.

We take my top secret proprietary blend of gooey cheeses & mix them up + macaroni noodles... Together at last!

The answer my friend is blowing in the wind

2 thousand years of civilization it's all come down to fried pickles.

You create it; we make it!

For those who would rather eat a turkey club than belong to one. Sliced turkey breast; lettuce; tomato; bacon; mayo on toasted challah.

People always try dress this one up by adding candy fruit (really? . I like to keep it simple... A couple scoops of vanilla ice cream; hot fudge; whipped cream a cherry on top!

Beaten & fried eggs care‐ fully folded around diced Polish ham American cheese. Served + our golden hash browns.

A dear Fred of mine told me never to waste anything; so here we are. Served + a bacon onion sour cream dip & salsa.