Poached - BROMLEY

Cafe, British, Vegetarian

Beckenham's café offers an intriguing experience, showcasing exceptional coffee and delicious food that keeps patrons coming back. However, the service suffers from inconsistent attitudes, particularly from a barista who often prioritizes friends and displays rudeness. While the cafe’s cozy atmosphere appeals to families and pets alike, concerns arise over hygiene practices observed in the open kitchen. Despite these drawbacks, loyal customers recognize the café's charm, citing its small yet delightful menu, particularly the standout seasonal items. For those seeking quality coffee and a vibrant vibe, this café remains a must-visit, albeit with some reservations.

Last update: 11.12.2025 from: Robert

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★ 4.5 / 5 from 1582 reviews

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smart little menu. as soon as they get to understand that the portions will always be on the smaller side, they want to return for the pretzel baking and homemade chili jam. the coffee is not after my taste, but as mentioned, I came for the Bretzel rolls and homemade chili jam (bottles of which can be bought seperately). View all feedback.

What hplink16 dislikes about Poached:
On multiple occasions, the barista at this cafe has displayed a horrible attitude. It can be uncomfortable to be there if you happen to do anything to annoy her, such as asking her to lower the music or bringing in a pram. The loud music also makes it difficult to enjoy time with family or have a conversation with anyone. She tends to serve her friends first and if she is feeling stressed, it is very evident. It is d... View all feedback.

LeteshaAsh 25.01.2024 - 23:53

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I came across this hidden gem and I'm glad I did. The atmosphere is cozy, the food is excellent, and the service is friendly. They're also dog-friendly, so I got to see some adorable faces while I enjoyed an amazing brunch. I will definitely return.

hplink16 25.01.2024 - 23:53

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On multiple occasions, the barista at this cafe has displayed a horrible attitude. It can be uncomfortable to be there if you happen to do anything to annoy her, such as asking her to lower the music or bringing in a pram. The loud music also makes it difficult to enjoy time with family or have a conversation with anyone. She tends to serve her friends first and if she is feeling stressed, it is very evident. It is disappointing because this cafe has the best coffee in Beckenham and delicious food. Despite being loyal customers for years, the poor service really affects the overall atmosphere and now, I hesitate to go back.

Maire101 25.01.2024 - 23:53

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We’ve been enjoying Poached for a few months now the quality of their menu is consistent and delicious! Have just enjoyed a Valentines breakfast that has filled my belly and my heart! Very thoughtful and always customer focused. Well done hope your business goes from strength to strength x

Robert 25.01.2024 - 23:53

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Imaginative menu, very well cooked in a nice cafe atmosphere. Poached special breakfast was delicious. Service quick and friendly

Busine55 25.01.2024 - 23:53

★ ★ ★ ★ ★

Visited for a Saturday morning breakfast with my wife. Both breakfasts freshly cooked. Great homemade brown sauce. Tea and coffee excellent. Friendly staff.

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