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As my friend said look around.. this is the local seedy spot they feature on Forensic Files where the chick hangs out before she goes home alone to her dumpy apartment and then is found dead two days later when she doesn 't show up to work at Dairy Queen. OHH YES, this is a dive bar but its spectacular! Legit. Like i want one in my town. Dark bar with tons of space, pool tables and a few game machines, i saw a poker... View all feedback.
What Anastasia T doesn't like about The Fifth Amendment:
For whatever reason, I'm a sucker for dive bars. They are, in their very essence, the exact opposite of what I would be looking for which is probably the major draw for me. Obviously, I'm not ordering a cocktail here. I drank a few White Claws with my buddy and proceeded to people watch. I saw all the usual suspects, but nothing out of the ordinary. After deciding I needed a break, a man outside was more than willing... View all feedback.
Kind staff, good local bar, great pool tables if you can get around the locals, setup a lil different, wish I would be greeted when I walk in bc everyone looks directly at you when you walk in but says nothing.
For whatever reason, I'm a sucker for dive bars. They are, in their very essence, the exact opposite of what I would be looking for which is probably the major draw for me. Obviously, I'm not ordering a cocktail here. I drank a few White Claws with my buddy and proceeded to people watch. I saw all the usual suspects, but nothing out of the ordinary. After deciding I needed a break, a man outside was more than willing to offer me a much needed smoke. Overall, it was about what I expected, but not a terrible experience. I would probably come back.
Ahhhh. The fifth. Where do I begin with this hole. The place looks like it's straight out of 1982, the way the patrons dress and all. There basically is the same 5-10 people that are always there. Which is odd because it doesn't seem like any of them want to talk to each other. The bar is always very dimly lit. Music from the juke box is played from time to time, way too loud mind you. I kid you not there has been the same mosquitos squashed against the wall in the men's bathroom since I started to frequent the place in July. No joke. The service is always pretty average. The Polynesian bar tender is a cut about the rest. They always have tv's on but never ever to the correct game that anyone who is even remotely paying attention to the sporting world cares about would want to watch. I bet on super bowl Sunday they have re runs of Matlach playing unaware of the big game. The tables are chairs are really uncomfortable. The people there are really standoffish. However the food. Is delicious. True story! And it's really inexpensive. You can have 3 beers and a cheeseburger for like $18 here. Where else can you do that?k Despite the nasty ness of the place and the unfriendly patrons, I think 2 stars is more than fair and they should be more than pleased with that
As my friend said look around.. this is the local seedy spot they feature on Forensic Files where the chick hangs out before she goes home alone to her dumpy apartment and then is found dead two days later when she doesn 't show up to work at Dairy Queen. OHH YES, this is a dive bar but its spectacular! Legit. Like i want one in my town. Dark bar with tons of space, pool tables and a few game machines, i saw a poker game going late on Tuesday night, friendly as hell bartenders and drinks are cheap! The chips and salsa we got to go with our beers was also pennies and so good even for a simple mini bar app. We hit up this place twice while on our trip b/c we loved it so much. Oh and also b/c it was across from the hotel :P
Seedy and sordid just about sums up the management (Drunk Brad and operations of this bar. Shame to see a supposedly once thriving spot turn into a dumpster. Clueless staff. Rude bartenders (esp Alyssa? .. drunk owner. Poor service, cold food. Kind of place you have be drunk to eat at. Brad is as clueless disengaged useless as an employee can be. Totally shamed his father's legacy screwed his daughter's future. Took a free reno., but kept Inconsistent food drink. Definition of a dive bar.