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Probably worst curry I’ve had since 1990. 6 poppadoms, 2 pickle trays, one mixed starter, two curries and naan and rice £59. And absolutely no flavour. Man U read more Probably worst curry I’ve had since 1990. 6 poppadoms, 2 pickle trays, one mixed starter, two curries and naan and rice £59. And absolutely no flavour. Man U

Big Kebab was needed after a stressful day. Rang for a Shan’s Special Kebab. (Chicken Tikka, donner meat, lamb tikka, salad Onions) Geeza said 20 minutes. Got t... read more Big Kebab was needed after a stressful day. Rang for a Shan’s Special Kebab. (Chicken Tikka, donner meat, lamb tikka, salad Onions) Geeza said 20 minutes. Got there in 15. Fella was bagging it. Paid in 50p and 20p coins. Watched me count it out with a smile on his face. High fived me, and told me to enjoy. Got it home. Opened it up. Smile across my face as I try pick it up but there’s far too much meat for me naan. I enjoyed every bite. But I reach my limit. Fold the tin foil and leave. Suddenly I’ve got tomorrows dinner plans. Banging! 9.70 well spent. Chips too. Big Arnie Slogan!