Funky Geisha Tulum

We were very excited to eat dinner here once seeing the menu online but we’re very disappointed. First of all, the atmosphere and staff are very nice and friend... read more We were very excited to eat dinner here once seeing the menu online but we’re very disappointed. First of all, the atmosphere and staff are very nice and friendly. Ximena was our waitress and she was so lovely! While the atmosphere is pretty, it was really hard to see our food while we ate. IF you do go, make sure to sit at a table with light above it. We were sat at a table without a lamp and my eyes were hurting the entire time. We ordered the spicy edamame, truffle porcini mushroom rice dish, the shrimp pad Thai, and the tofu drunken noodles. The edamame, pad Thai, and the drunken noodles were all covered in teriyaki sauce. Honestly, it was so much sauce that we couldn’t finish our meals. We left half of it on the plate. This made the meal too sweet and inedible. For this price, we were very disappointed. The truffle porcini mushroom rice dish was just as bad. We couldn’t taste any truffle and it was over salted. We also couldn’t finish it. We had originally wanted to order dessert but were afraid if dinner was so bad, the dessert might not be good either. Once we asked for our bill we waited another 30 minutes before we could leave. Our waitress, although nice, was serving 4 other tables and was very busy. Would not recommend coming here. We definitely won’t be coming back.

Very appetizing Asian food. Very slow service but great chill vibes. Veg spring rolls were yumm. Kimchi spring rolls were outstanding. All drinks were decent. D... read more Very appetizing Asian food. Very slow service but great chill vibes. Veg spring rolls were yumm. Kimchi spring rolls were outstanding. All drinks were decent. Don’t remember names of main course items but all vege noodles, rice and mains were great! We were a group of 15 so had almost everything veg. Had no room for desserts! Service was slow. Had to ask a number of times for high chair, plates and spoons.

Ximena was so lovely, and she was so attentive. She was always checking we were ok, asking if we wanted more drinks and made sure we had everything we needed. I... read more Ximena was so lovely, and she was so attentive. She was always checking we were ok, asking if we wanted more drinks and made sure we had everything we needed. I definitely recommend!!!

Egg rolls were frozen inside but they fixed it read more Egg rolls were frozen inside but they fixed it

Josue was so nice and working very hard between tables making sure he looked after everyone properly. Loved the food! read more Josue was so nice and working very hard between tables making sure he looked after everyone properly. Loved the food!