Reviews

Overall Total Score
3.7 out of 5
Very good | 2379 reviews

What User likes about The Townhead Cafe:
I visit the townhead cafe a few times a year, always great eating and the staff always welcome, even during the Covid times, they are well organized and get the food on a timely wise. View all feedback. What Lanark bod doesn't like about The Townhead Cafe:
Friends staying fancied pizza. Not that we like the pizzas anymore. Anyway phoned in our order. Hmmmm. No pizzas Mondays and Tuesdays. Well that is not stated on the website. Bang goes our plans. View all feedback.

Reviews from various websites

Tripadvisor
3.6 ★ from 164 reviews
K7136Gjanedough
11.02.2024 - 18:40

Over priced, dry fish, miserable with the chips portions. Actually got around 15 chips in a half pizza supper once and I'm sure the fish is getting smaller too....

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williamlE1219GO
11.02.2024 - 18:40

Call in when passing by for nice fish and chips.but this time fish still nice but chips not so good?was if they were using frozen chips

Lanark
11.02.2024 - 18:40

Friends staying fancied pizza. Not that we like the pizzas anymore. Anyway phoned in our order. Hmmmm. No pizzas Mondays and Tuesdays. Well that is not stated o...

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Susan
11.02.2024 - 18:40

The Townhead fish and chip shop came recommended but we were bitterly disappointed! Both the fish and chips were dry and tasteless they had clearly been left fo...

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Denese
11.02.2024 - 18:40

Disappointed. Stopped at this take away when passing through. Asked for 2 single fish, 1 small sausage supper and chips and cheese. Very expensive. Got more foo...

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Gastroranking-it
2.0 ★ from 10 reviews
Paula
07.05.2024 - 17:11

We ordered a portion of chips for 3.50 and were completely disgusted. Each of us only had a couple of chips, but they tasted strange and stale. Despite our limi...

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Tzena
07.05.2024 - 17:11

Omg fish to die for WOW this is a place to come back to if your after proper tasting fish and chips, 2 fish fillets too in batter was divine, a pleasure to goog...

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K7136Gjanedough
07.05.2024 - 17:11

Could you please update your online opening hours to accurately reflect your actual opening times? I called at 12:44 and was informed that the restaurant will o...

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275harriss
07.05.2024 - 17:11

Worst chips I've ever tasted. All stuck together and swimming in grease. Binned the lot! Won't be back.

Lanark
07.05.2024 - 17:11

Used to love their pizzas. Not any more. Base fine. But the cheese I can pretty well be certain is analog (salty and artificial). Toppings reduced in quantity....

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Menu
5.0 ★ from 7 reviews

I visit the townhead cafe a few times a year, always great eating and the staff always welcome, even during the Covid times, they are well organized and get the...

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We keep here on the way to edinburgh from below to south. had read some recent bad reviews, but decided to take our chances as we have never been disappointed....

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Fantastic fish and chips, sausage, scattered haggis, cake etc. (although no engraving is available) make them also pizzas. the prices are great and the prices a...

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Was crossed on the other day and after reviewing the reviews for the townhead chippy and so glad we did! the best chip tea I've had for a long time! 2 x freshly...

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Excellent service and amongst the best chips, fish and puddings the guys have had on chippy runs this year, thanks from BRB

Facebook
4.1 ★ from 59 reviews
Google
4.1 ★ from 442 reviews
Restaurantguru
4.0 ★ from 567 reviews
Yelp
3.0 ★ from 6 reviews
Gastroranking-uk
3.5 ★ from 148 reviews
Int Restaurants
4.0 ★ from 976 reviews

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