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Crazy expensive one iced capuccino/coffee 7,5 euro!! The location was good but the food nothing special at all, and way too pricey! Don’t go here read more Crazy expensive one iced capuccino/coffee 7,5 euro!! The location was good but the food nothing special at all, and way too pricey! Don’t go here

Creepy restaurant. I'm not sure this establishment really has any intention of being a sincere restaurant. The staff were perverts (among themselves) touching e... read more Creepy restaurant. I'm not sure this establishment really has any intention of being a sincere restaurant. The staff were perverts (among themselves) touching each-other inappropriately and openly throughout my meal. The menu is the same as almost every other restaurant of this type but the servings are about 1/3 the size of everywhere else. I know -tourist trap, and I fell for it. The pizza I see posted is not the pizza i received. It has neither the volume of toppings, or size as depicted. It was about 7 or 8 inches round and served on a stone or slate saucer. When I received it I expected California Cuisine but when I took a bite I got instant pizza. Now, I don't know if these are fresh or frozen pizzas but I have had more flavor in almost every pizza I ever ate from. They need more herbs or spice in them. Bland would be the best way to describe them. My son ordered a mock-tail (pina-colada). What was received was a double-shot size glass of juice, coconut juice, and ice. No mixed-drink flair, no thirst-quenching volume of liquid, no pineapple, cherry, or any garnish. Of course it was worth nothing near the price asked. We left hungry and thirsty and $50 something lighter in the wallet. We picked up a sandwich and drink on our way back to the hotel.