Smartys - Niantic

The server was somewhat cold and distant, which didn’t help the experience. While this isn't Smarty's fault, we couldn’t help but notice the number of noisy mot... read more The server was somewhat cold and distant, which didn’t help the experience. While this isn't Smarty's fault, we couldn’t help but notice the number of noisy motorcycles driving down Main Street in Sturgis—oops, I meant Niantic. A particular individual seemed to think it was amusing to rev his engine at ear-splitting levels right in front of Smarty’s, causing one patron to cover her ears. Despite these distractions, the food itself was quite good. The Rhode Island clam chowder, though lukewarm, was loaded with clams and bacon and had a wonderful flavor. The lobster roll was a generous portion of Connecticut-style lobster served hot with butter, accompanied by a large serving of perfectly cooked French fries. At $16.95, it was a great value. I opted for a simple house salad for $5.95 and added a grilled chicken breast and scallops, bringing the total to about $19. The chicken breast was a steal at $3.95. I did raise an eyebrow at the $7.95 charge for scallops, especially when that usually covers just three shrimp or six scallops. Fortunately, the scallops were large and cooked to perfection! All in all, we had an adequate meal with a lacking atmosphere and inconsistent service, but the food was quite enjoyable. An "OK" rating seems fair under the circumstances.

The seating arrangement was odd and seemed random; we ended up in a sunroom crowded closely with other diners who were uncomfortably quiet. Also, be aware that... read more The seating arrangement was odd and seemed random; we ended up in a sunroom crowded closely with other diners who were uncomfortably quiet. Also, be aware that refills aren’t free! If it weren’t for the local bar crowd that feels reminiscent of “Cheers” or the unsuspecting vacationers, I honestly wonder how this place would stay afloat. I really wish I could like this place more...

My family was thrilled to discover this hidden gem! We were looking for a quick meal before the light parade last Saturday night. Our waitress was a total delig... read more My family was thrilled to discover this hidden gem! We were looking for a quick meal before the light parade last Saturday night. Our waitress was a total delight and made sure we were well taken care of. The food was abundant and absolutely delicious! We enjoyed fried clams, homemade clam chowder, fish and chips, nachos, and so much more! We can't wait to come back! Give it a try—you won't be disappointed!

The fried clams I had were good, nice and crispy. The French fries were not too good. The outside patio was nice unfortunately the train tracks block your view... read more The fried clams I had were good, nice and crispy. The French fries were not too good. The outside patio was nice unfortunately the train tracks block your view of the water. The service was very slow considering it was very slow when I was there.

Lousy service and the owner is downright mean. If you complain about the food she'll yell at you. Several recent complaints on social media. Better restaurants... read more Lousy service and the owner is downright mean. If you complain about the food she'll yell at you. Several recent complaints on social media. Better restaurants in the area, don't go here. Tried again 7/21/18 Ordered appetizer, ok. Ordered a burger and fries. An hour later, received it and it was cold. Told the waitress to take it off the bill and bring me the bill for what we've had. No apologies from management. No class here, this restaurant sucks.