Menu - Pizzería La Dama

We first went here the day we arrived in Nerja, mid afternoon when most other places were closed. Got a seat inside and were made so welcome by the waiter and t... read more We first went here the day we arrived in Nerja, mid afternoon when most other places were closed. Got a seat inside and were made so welcome by the waiter and the woman who cooked, and probably runs the whole show: We genuinely couldn't believe the quality and price of what we got.... seafood rice for two, a vongole pasta and the biggest pork chop I've ever seen, plus several drinks. Total bill was just over £30!! We ended up eating there anther two times and getting take away pizza. If you're in Nerja you must go here. Great food, great atmosphere and fantastic friendly and efficient service, all at the most amazing price.

I do feel like perhaps there are two different restaurants with the same name in Nerja. What can I say that is positive about the place? It is cheap... very che... read more I do feel like perhaps there are two different restaurants with the same name in Nerja. What can I say that is positive about the place? It is cheap... very cheap, and the waiter was pleasant and accommodating. Sadly that is all. We had pizza and I don't think I can remember a worse pizza in my entire life. The base tasted of plasterboard and the cheese was not mozzarella... or even cheese. I don't know what it was exactly I'd rather not think about it. We ate outside and I was glad about that, once I got inside to use the facilities, I realised how filthy the place was. I wish it had come with a warning. I would not recommend this place to my friends or my enemies but they seem to be getting plenty of positive reviews so perhaps it is me who is too fussy.