Golden Fish - Monmouthshire

We always had nice eating from here. I will order again. many thanks to x

Controversial but my favourite chippy around, battered sausage to die for and the curry sauce is lovely

So today at on the of October I ordered mixed appetiser,a roast pork fried rice (dry) curry sauce and a bag of prawn crackers of which turned out to be the only correct thing I received. The rice I got given was...swimming in bbq sauce,absolutely covered which when I have ordered the same rice before has always came without any sauce yet when I rang to ask the dream killers why they had covered my rice in bbq sauce I was told that always is,which it is not! I then asked if I could change the rice and the lady on the phone went quiet while a bloke in back ground started angrily shouting how it’s always the same and they are not changing it and that i had to have my bbq sauce sprinkled in rice...this was not all the chicken skewers in the mixed appetiser had no satay sauce on and had a strong funny off taste and the ribs that were actually supposed to have bbq sauce on were dryer than the Sarah Desert and skinnier than the camel that lives there,there was no meat at all on the bone it was like chewing on a toe nail. The onions and peppers in the satay were the size of Jupiter and uncooked the “crispy fried seaweed” more like “not at all fried seaweed” don’t even the seaweed got even close enough to the fryer to sniff it. I will never ever again be ordering from this mess of “Chinese takeaway” even if it was the last place on earth. Many thanks to the destroyers of lives that work in this establishment,you ruin my night,my week,month and the rest of my life. I suggest you all have some lessons in how to talk to other humans and hire a new chef because the one you have now may as well be taking his toilet breaks into the cartons. Peace out.

So the most random thing just happened which warranted me to write a review. I went to get a curry tonight and thought I'd get the kids a large chips and battered sausages from here. Great stuff... Ordered, paid, waited, got the food, went...to car, got in the car, went to pull off and the girl from the counter comes and knocks on the window. She explained the lady had give me large battered sausages rather than small,..... OK.... I gave her the food back and said you'll have to bring it back out...... The little owner came over and said it was her mistake and it would now be a few minutes..... My car's running... Yeh why not, minutes passes before they come out with my new large chips and SMALL BATTERED SAUSAGES..... Jeeeeeez petty as hell all over battered sausage sizes.Id of rather just paid the extra for the sausages!?!! Whilst I'm writing a review about the actual food, the chips are very hit or miss, sometimes fresh and sometimes taste lank and fishy. Will probably spend my money elsewhere in future.

Can’t understand why people would write bad reviews about this place.....great food and very friendly staff highly recommend.