Porthole Cafe - Middlesbrough

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Porthole Cafe

Porthole Cafe
2.4 / 5 (50 reviews)

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The Porthole cafe offers a welcoming and clean atmosphere, recently refurbished by the new owner. While no longer serving pork, the breakfasts are enjoyable according to many visitors. The friendly staff, delicious ice creams, and milkshakes are highlights of the experience. Some have found fault with the choice of meat substitutes and the lack of bacon in the English breakfast. However, the Indian breakfast is singled out as particularly tasty. Overall, it seems that The Porthole cafe, despite undergoing changes, is still worth a visit for a satisfying meal in a pleasant setting.

Last update: 17.01.2026 from: Carmen

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★ 2.4 / 5 from 50 reviews

Was Carmen Palmer at Porthole Cafe a mag?
The Porthole café is a simple, but clean and welcoming restaurant. I went with my son and he enjoyed the full English breakfast, particularly noting that the chicken sausages were better than some pork sausages he had tried before. I opted for the Indian breakfast, which was delicious. I definitely plan on returning to this café again in the future. View all feedback.

What Grace King dislikes about Porthole Cafe:
I had the worst breakfast ever at this restaurant! I didn't realize that it was meat substitutes until after I ordered. I gave it a star because A) I couldn't rate it any lower and B) the eggs were good and the staff was friendly and helpful. The hash browns were greasy and the turkey rashers were terrible. Overall, a waste of money. View all feedback.

gwilkinson-1
29.01.2022

Recently taken over by a new owner. Money has been spent refurbishing to a reasonable standard. They still do breakfasts although pork products no longer feature. On this visit we enjoyed ice creams and milkshakes absolutely delicious. Staff ultra friendly and the place is...clean and tidy. Would recommend you give it a go! Opposite the corner gate to Albert Park opposite the old pump house Scouts new home

pyrn-tws
29.01.2022

My wife I found this café to be in a good, quiet location conveniently behind Albert Park. We found the interior to be comfortable, the staff to be friendly, polite we found it good value for money.

danielle45
29.01.2022

We often pop in and have a breakfast and have always enjoyed it ,its presented on the plate nice and is not greasy we think it is good value for money we find the staff are polite we feel comfortable sitting reading the papers while...waiting for our food

carmen-palmer
29.01.2022

The Porthole café is a simple, but clean and welcoming restaurant. I went with my son and he enjoyed the full English breakfast, particularly noting that the chicken sausages were better than some pork sausages he had tried before. I opted for the Indian breakfast, which was delicious. I definitely plan on returning to this café again in the future.

grace-king
29.01.2022

I had the worst breakfast ever at this restaurant! I didn't realize that it was meat substitutes until after I ordered. I gave it a star because A) I couldn't rate it any lower and B) the eggs were good and the staff was friendly and helpful. The hash browns were greasy and the turkey rashers were terrible. Overall, a waste of money.

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