Cafe Do Forte - Lisboa

Really bad experience! Don’t go there. The service is bad! They don’t have bathrooms, it shouldn’t be allowed read more Really bad experience! Don’t go there. The service is bad! They don’t have bathrooms, it shouldn’t be allowed

Just had a coffee here which was ok but made the mistake of using their toilet which costs 50 cents and is a disgusting health hazard, when I called the man on... read more Just had a coffee here which was ok but made the mistake of using their toilet which costs 50 cents and is a disgusting health hazard, when I called the man on the door to look at the awful black mould and dirt and remonstrated with him he just shrugged his shoulders, the staff in the cafe told me lots of people complain about this but nothing gets done

It was Jan, and it was busy at this place. The staffing levels seemed low? We were seated quickly, but it took another 20 or so mins to be asked for our order.... read more It was Jan, and it was busy at this place. The staffing levels seemed low? We were seated quickly, but it took another 20 or so mins to be asked for our order. When our food did arrive, it was hot and tasty. There are toilets next to the Cafe, they are for the museum next door? they are opposite the premises, and they are not the best. You have to ask the staff to give you a ticket which you give to the attendant, or they'll charge you some money for using the lav. I guess its because its a popular location with the Torre near by and the museum, and these are the only toilets nearby? There are no seats on the loos and they are not nice, however, this should not be held against the Cafe imho

Sitting here, 45 minutes in having ordered. Seen food delivered all around us and we’re ignored despite reminders. Staff surly and uncommunicative read more Sitting here, 45 minutes in having ordered. Seen food delivered all around us and we’re ignored despite reminders. Staff surly and uncommunicative

Only good for drinks. Foods are ‘tourist trap’ category and not Portugal worth. The kitchen doesn’t work with fresh products, herbs etc. Only instant and poor i... read more Only good for drinks. Foods are ‘tourist trap’ category and not Portugal worth. The kitchen doesn’t work with fresh products, herbs etc. Only instant and poor ingredients not worth the price