Something Fishy - Lewisham

This place is absolutely disgusting, I’ve ordered food for my pregnant wife and as she’s gone to taken a bite out of her food there was a long piece of metal wire followed by 2 more pieces in her battered sausage and nearly cut her mouth open, please do not eat from here or order anything online, it is disgusting and I wouldn’t rate this restaurant 1 out of 5, poor poor experience and trading standards will be called in the morning

Something Fishy is always our go-to, and we pass several other fish and chip shops to get there. Friendly staff, great food usually cooked fresh to order. Good portion sizes, lovely fish and great value. Can't go wrong

Have not been in the uk for sometime and fancied fish and chips and was so glad to pop in here the fish was freshly cooked small medium or large same as the chips the staff very friendly the price was very good will go again when we are back in that area

Have used this Chip shop for years have a delivery every Friday nite the food is always hot when I receive it nice chips I’m fussy so must be nice for me to like them

I called in for takeaway pie mash last night 10 mins before closing time, checked they could still serve it with the polite pleasant man at the counter. Made my order and he passed it through to the kitchen. A female staff member came from the kitchen area looking seriously offended cross with him making some comments about heating up the mash. I felt very uncomfortable and asked if it would be better if I left as this was unprofessional behaviour from staff. By this time she had returned to the kitchen which was clearly visible from the counter area and to my utter disgust I saw a man blatantly smoking a roll up cigarette. Definitely real smoke, not even a ‘vape’ but proper, illegal fag smoke. I pointed it out to the man at the counter who replied that he keeps telling the smoker not to but he doesn’t listen. I told him it is unacceptable, requested my money back and left the shop. I am very disappointed as this was one of my father’s favourite haunts for pie mash. I am minded to refer this to environmental health services.