Reviews

Overall Total Score
4.1 out of 5
Impressive | 3454 reviews

What Graham Diplock likes about Coastguard Cafe:
Took a group of staff and residence here for some fish and chips , they had the mini cod which was a very good size ,the staff had normal sized cod , nice and meaty fish , the portion of chips was massive ,enough for 3 people ,the food was fresh and perfectly cooked ,would of given 5 stars but for the woman serving ,had a face like a slapped arse ,looked like she didn't want to be there View all feedback. What jamesbx doesn't like about Coastguard Cafe:
Oh dear what has happened to what used to be a decent fish and chip takeaway Greasy soggy chips, very small piece of cod and very hard crispy batter, luke warm scampi that was taken from the warming top plate that was so over cooked that must have been there for 30 60 mins Don't waste your money and go here. It really has to be one of the worst F&C takeaway ever. Almost inedible and extremely poor View all feedback.

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Gastroranking-it
3.0 ★ from 50 reviews
Tod
25.07.2024 - 21:09

They advertised gluten free, but the ingredients are, the food is cooked in the same oil as non gluten free, so harmful to Coeliacs like me. The staff did not k...

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Monique
25.07.2024 - 21:09

Fish and chips was very disappointing. Greasy. Not clean inside.

Robert
25.07.2024 - 21:09

Just had a lovely bit of Cod from the Coast Guard fish and chip shop the fish was nice and flaky, coated in a delicious light but ever so crunchy batter

lee
25.07.2024 - 21:09

First visit to this place scampi soggy obviously reheated chips soggy cod soggy nothing was freshly cooked will never return

Graham
25.07.2024 - 21:09

Took a group of staff and residence here for some fish and chips , they had the mini cod which was a very good size ,the staff had normal sized cod , nice and m...

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Menu
5.0 ★ from 10 reviews
Sebastian
25.12.2022 - 14:43

I must say that I have been going to the Coast Guard Café for a long time. The food is delicious, especially the fish and chips. I love the atmosphere and the s...

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Tony
25.12.2022 - 14:43

I always enjoy dining at this fish and chip café as the food is always delicious. The staff is consistently polite and friendly.

Abigail
25.12.2022 - 14:43

The freshly cooked cod and chips were delicious, with generous portions. The service was great and the staff were lovely. Overall, a must-visit restaurant!

Darren
25.12.2022 - 14:43

Had today a beautiful meal, plaice and chips was amazing how my son was ham and chips and the Makkaroni cheese of my daughter. very friendly and friendly staff....

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Zoe
25.12.2022 - 14:43

Absolutely gorgeous food!!! Great staff and always excellent food!!! Keep up the great work!!!

Tripadvisor
3.4 ★ from 116 reviews
Rachel
17.03.2024 - 10:57

We were surprised by the long line at this restaurant and assumed it must be popular for good reason. However, the fish and chips were just okay - not the best...

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swift-simba
17.03.2024 - 10:57

After spending the day at the beach and visiting a sunflower farm, we returned to have fish and chips for dinner. We shared a portion of cod and chips, which wa...

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robww
17.03.2024 - 10:57

I stopped by this restaurant expecting to have to wait in line outside, but most people were actually waiting to pick up their takeout orders. I received a warm...

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t
17.03.2024 - 10:57

We ate in this fish chip restaurant as a family and had a delicious fresh meal with friendly and courteous service. The setting is basic but clean welcoming. Th...

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mikepC8401CW
17.03.2024 - 10:57

We always come here for fish and chips whenever in Hayling. Often we eat within the restaurant where food and service are excellent. Portion sizes are generous....

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Facebook
5.0 ★ from 65 reviews
Foursquare
3.4 ★ from 10 reviews
Google
4.2 ★ from 1230 reviews
Restaurantguru
4.2 ★ from 1 reviews
Gastroranking-uk
3.9 ★ from 1243 reviews
Int Restaurants
4.2 ★ from 865 reviews

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