Wonkey Donkey - Calvert

American, North American, Pizza

Wonkey Donkey

Wonkey Donkey
4.5 / 5 (78 reviews)

Description

Welcome to Wonkey Donkey, a beloved American restaurant located in Calvert, TX, where you're sure to enjoy a delightful dining experience. With an impressive average rating of 4.6 stars, guests rave about the eclectic menu that thoughtfully includes vegetarian options to cater to diverse tastes. Be sure to call ahead at (979) 205-8555 to reserve your table and avoid the rush. If you're in the mood to explore other culinary delights, consider visiting nearby gems such as Farmers To Market, Calvert Coffee Co., and En Gedi Vineyards and Winery. Don't forget to share your favorite dishes with us by leaving a review!.

Last update: 17.01.2026 from: Hugh

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★ 4.5 / 5 from 78 reviews
tirza-ralls
07.01.2024

Went here to eat because it looked vintage from the outside. The menu was cool but difficult for those to look through it considering it was in a bottle. The food took around 20 30 minutes and the server was nice she was the daughter of someone there. The mom though, seemed rushed and upset to attend our needs. I felt bad, however she should have at least been nice about it. Food was okay.

reyann-gonzales-1
07.01.2024

Seemed my a cool place. After arriving and getting a seat we sat for about 15mins without any service. We ended up just walking out. Not sure if i would try again.Parking: Street parking

wog-w
07.01.2024

Painfully slow. 90 minutes for 1 pizza, fries and a sandwich when there were only 2 other tables on a Sunday. Pesto panini had no pesto.

hugh-jass-forest147
14.05.2025

We came in on a Sunday afternoon with only one other couple inside and it was 30 minutes to get our food . Much too long. The service was great and the size of my burger and side of fries was a good value for the price. I thought the burger was overdoneand dry. The seasoning on my fries was a bit too salty. Restaurant was clean and appealing.

franklin-manning-sto
14.05.2025

Review is about service only. Have never ate here. Came here after church. Waited 40mins for a large pizza. 20 mins of that was waiting for a drink refill. At 45mins just left. Asked waitress if owner was there. Nope. No owner. You?d think if you owned arestaurant and your staff was short handed you?d come in to your business to help. Feel bad for the two young waitressescovering the business for the owner without any help. Wasn?t their fault as they showed up for their shift

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FAQ

As a customer, you can use the WLAN of the place free of charge.

The place also offers gluten-free dishes.

The restaurant offers the opportunity to experience sports events on a TV / screen.

The diner and its rooms are wheelchair accessible and thus reachable with a wheelchair or physiological disabilities.

You can also pay for your dishes with the common credit cards.

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