Sea Garden The Takeaway - Birmingham

We ordered from this restaurant as our regular Chinese place was closed. We ended up spending £45 on food that we ended up throwing away. We have never experienced Chinese food like this before - the curry was lumpy and watery, the sweet and sour sauce was cold and had an off taste, and the chicken in the chow mein was dried up. Overall, we were very disappointed and would not order from here again.

I decided to give a new Chinese takeout a try for a change, but I regretted it. The spare ribs were decent with a nice sauce, but the main courses were terrible. The beef in the beef curry didn't taste or feel like beef, it was fatty and too pale. The Singapore chow mein also had fatty beef and tough chicken. These were the worst main dishes I've ever ordered. I would recommend avoiding this place.

The chicken was terrible, it tasted like it had been reheated and was chewy. The prawn crackers were stale, not a single one was crispy. I don't usually leave reviews but I hope this feedback will motivate them to improve. I had to get McDonald's instead.

Won't order from them again. The last 4 times the food has been disgusting because of that we hadn't ordered from them in ages and last night decided to give it another chance... big mistake. The egg fried rice looked like it had been reheated 10 times. Crispy shredded beef was soggy and the meat in it was like paste and made me feel sick. They can't even cook chips correctly. And if you ever click large on something they take your money but just give you normal size portions.Won't ever give these guys my money again. Absolutely terrible.

The food was due to arrive at 17.50 and was marked as on it's way at 17.40. When it didn't arrive I chased the takeaway and was given a new time of 18.05. The food still didn't arrive so I contacted them by phone. The lady who answered the phone informed me that Just Eat had updated it to say the food was on it's way not them. Then she said someone else in the takeaway had accidentally pressed the button and it had only just left. Then claimed again it was Just Eat who had changed the status to on it's way. When I questioned her about her giving different stories she wanted to know if I was a regular as regulars never complain. They understand the way it work and as I'm not a regular I shouldn't be complaining. I was then informed that as I had called to chase the late delivery and questioned the changing story I was banned from any future orders. That's fine as I would never order from them again.Then the food arrived 30 minutes late and cold. The ribs were cold but edible. The pineapple chicken had so little flavour that if I didn't have the ribs (which had flavour) I'd be worried I'd got coronavirus. The chicken was rubbery and it was the blandest Chinese food I've ever tried. I ended up putting it in the bin.