Monza - Vienna

If I could give zero, I would “This place makes chaos look organized.” I’ve seen supermarket shopping carts move faster than these karts. Half of them sounded l... read more If I could give zero, I would “This place makes chaos look organized.” I’ve seen supermarket shopping carts move faster than these karts. Half of them sounded like they were begging to be unplugged from life support, and the other half felt like they were held together with optimism and duct tape. The staff? Imagine people who look annoyed that customers exist. That’s the vibe. Every question felt like I was interrupting their spiritual journey of doing absolutely nothing. The track layout was so confusing that I’m still not convinced I didn’t accidentally drive through a storage room at one point. And the timing system? Let’s just say my results looked like they were generated by someone shaking a Magic 8-Ball. If your goal is adrenaline, excitement, or even basic competence, go literally anywhere else. If your goal is frustration, disappointment, and existential doubt, congratulations — you’ve found paradise.

Paid 35€ for a 10-minute session, which is overpriced for what you get. On top of that, the staff member at the desk was rude and unhelpful. We were also told t... read more Paid 35€ for a 10-minute session, which is overpriced for what you get. On top of that, the staff member at the desk was rude and unhelpful. We were also told they don’t accept card payments, which was frustrating and not mentioned in advance. Would NOT recommend.