MP3 - SOUTH BRIGHTON

Service good and location is great, but do not eat so well in all stale brot boiled mushrooms and microshaft tasting eier n tomaten possibly one of the worst breakfast I had in one, but coffee was good, so based on my taste buds do not return

Sitting here now. If it wasn't for the kids and our need to get going soon, I wouldn't have eaten the food. Absolutely filth. Eggs florentine- revolting "bread" - see photo. Foccacia? I don't think so. Thin, stale and hard as a rock. Poached eggs- not runny. Incredibly hard. Hardly any watery hollandaise, and wilted spinach consisted of around 10 leaves. The salmon was good and a good amount. Our child's pancakes with syrup on the side was drowned in it- sent the packet mix things back to re do. The coffee was hot as hell. My friends mushrooms with fetta had no visible fetta and again same "bread". Needed to ask for cutlery, salt and pepper. Wish we'd read reviews first. Expect more from jetty road Brighton establishments.

Jetty Road Brighton is a very popular spot and great for weekend brunches. Our meals were generous but plsin in presentation. The bread was dry with no butter. Compare foccacias with the Stand. The girls tried hard but lack training in the extras to make the experience memorable There are 5 criteria for a great cafe and they miss the boat on some of them The decor is a hotch potch of old movie photos, people pictures, chalkboards and bits and pieces. What is the theme? Maybe a Brighton beach theme if sunsets, surf and people would make feel specisl. Also the tables could do with newer ones ir blue and white table clothes.

My expectations weren't high to begin with but was not expecting a cold microwaved soggy pasta with a tiny warm patch in the middle. Food was absolute slop and makes Cafe Primo food seem like a 5 star culinary masterpiece. Tasted absolutely disgusting and had to force myself to eat it. My partner's meal was of the same lack of quality. Asked for cracked pepper and instead of telling me they didn't have any, they just plonked down a ground pepper and salt shaker. Had to laugh by that point. Don't bother going here unless you want to waste your money and feel sick. Waitresses were polite but probably know the food is terrible because they never ask you how you're going or how the meal was at the end.

I new this place was not going to knock my socks off food or decor wise, (but we still went there for breakfast,well there was nowhere else to sit , all the other cafes were really busy) so I got exactly what I was expecting, bad food!  Don't bother , save your money to spend on better food and a nicer place. The whole place looks like it has never been decorated, everything looks cheap, such a shame, perfect location but missed opportunities.