Menu - Smarty Pants

rich; creamy & smooth. two poached eggs; ham & hollandaise put to bed on a toasted french roll.

salsa; cheese; sour cream; jalapenos the works! add chicken; turkey; roast beef; ham; bacon; pork / chili.

a flour tortilla stuffed + scrambled eggs; cheese & salsa. topped + sour cream & green onions. served + hash browns.

need we say anything more? we make our salsa fresh daily!

split english muffin topped + ham; poached eggs & hollandaise. served + hash browns.

a healthy portion of corn chips topped + out three cheese blend; black olives; sour cream; salsa & avocado spread.

served + two eggs & hash browns.

mixed greens + red cabbage; carrot; tomato; cucumber & croutons. tossed in the dressing of your choice.

mixed greens; red cabbage; carrot; tomato; croutons & macaroni tossed in your choice of dressing. topped + ham / turkey; swiss & cheddar cheese & hard‐boiled egg.

smarty pants very own egg salad piled high; topped + lettuce; tomato; & mayo. served on a toasted french roll.

turkey; ham & american/swiss cheese on french toast. served + hash browns.

our succulent pork topped + fresh lime juice; lettuce & tomato. put to bed on a grilled french roll + mayo.

mixed greens tossed + our zesty dressing; served on a bed of corn chips. topped + chicken; cheddar cheese; sour cream; avocado spread; salsa & black olives.

fresh homemade hummus; pita bread; cucumber; tomato; pepperoncini & red onion.

a meal sized serving of our chili served on a bed of fritos. topped + onion; cheddar cheese; jalapenos & sour cream.

grilled turkey + our avocado spread; monterey jack cheese; lettuce; tomato; onion & mayo. served on a toasted french roll.

avocado spread; monterey jack & cheddar cheeses; red onion & tomato. grilled on sourdough.

our house made tuna salad + mayo; tomato & cheddar cheese. grilled to perfection on sourdough.

a scoop of each of our potato; egg & tuna salads + grilled sourdough. served on a bed of lettuce.

with turkey; corned beef; / field roast. a classic reuben + your choice of meat sliced thin; topped + kraut; swiss cheese & classic sauce. grilled to perfection on marble rye.

rich roast beef / chicken breast; grilled + onions; peppers & swiss cheese. served on a toasted french roll + our horseradish sauce.

sliced chicken breast grilled + bbq sauce then topped + monterey jack cheese; red onion & bacon.

turkey; bacon; lettuce; tomato & cheddar piled high on three slices of toasted sourdough + mayo & avocado spread. eds favorite.

a toasted french roll envelopes all your favorite veggies! lettuce; tomato; avocado spread; onion; monterey jack cheese & hummus.

lean ham grilled + swiss cheese. served on a toasted french roll then topped + lettuce; tomato; mayo & onion.

sliced chicken breast; grilled + onion; monterey jack cheese; & bacon. served on a toasted french roll then topped + lettuce; tomato & spicy sauce.

savory ham; smoked bacon & swiss cheese topped + a tangy vinaigrette; lettuce; tomato & pepperoncini. served on a toasted french roll + mayo.

a bed of chili topped + three scrambled eggs; cheese; sour cream & jalapenos. served + hash browns & toast.

scrambled eggs + corn tortilla chips; cheese & salsa. topped + sour cream & green onions. served + hash browns.

chicken grilled + onions & topped + monterey jack cheese & bacon. served over a pile of scrambled eggs & hash browns. served + a side of troublemaker sauce.

thinly sliced roast beef served cold + cheddar cheese; lettuce; tomato; & onion. all on a toasted french roll + horseradish sauce.