Crypto Burger - Porter

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Crypto Burger

Crypto Burger
4.5 / 5 (113 reviews)

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A bustling food-truck favorite serving boldly seasoned, juicy burgers with creative twists—donut burgers, melts and halal options—alongside house sauces and a refreshing watermelon lemonade. The truck is clean, staff are friendly, and outdoor seating makes for a casual, satisfying meal for burger enthusiasts.

Expect standout flavor and variety, but occasional inconsistencies: slow waits, cold fries and overly greasy buns have been reported, and some combos don’t include fries. Still, it’s an easy recommendation for those seeking adventurous, memorable burgers.

Last update: 21.01.2026 from: Aneeza

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★ 4.5 / 5 from 113 reviews
jakup-abedin
01.10.2023

So I have been driving past this for a long while and didn't realize what I had missed. I came here to give this a shot. This place is located in a strip with other food carts. If you look carefully, this place is chosen more frequently than others and for good reason. Their burgers are absolutely mind-blowing!!My wife and I tried 2 different burgers. The Bunqua Burger and a Patty Melt combo. I decided to add Jalapeños and a fried egg inside mine. As we started eating it, we realized their sauce ion the gyro fries was absolutely amazing. I got up and asked for a few more sauces. They usually charge for this, but he hooked it up!!Both burgers were juicy, bold, flavorful, and not overtly greasy either. I can literally taste it as I'm writing it!! I'm telling all my friends, and it looks like I found my favorite burger joint in all of Houston.

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01.10.2023

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emran-ismail
01.10.2023

I had the limited donut burger with bacon, it tasted so good. I just wish it came with fries automatically instead of buying them on the side. This from the food truck location

aneeza-alam
01.10.2023

This was by far the best halal burger I have had in Houston! The seasoning is so delicious and it is perfectly cooked! Definitely will be coming here more often.

jehangir-syed
01.10.2023

This is a fantastic burger spot! I sampled both the Satoshi burger and the Crypto Melt. The Satoshi burger was expertly crafted; the beef was perfectly seasoned and juicy, while the addition of onion rings and beef bacon really elevated the overall flavor, creating a delightful blend of sweet and savory. The Crypto Melt was also enjoyable. One suggestion I’d make is to consider using brioche bread, as it could add a touch of sweetness to complement the savory elements. Overall, everything was great! I highly recommend this place and will definitely return to try more items from the menu.

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