Crypto Burger - Porter
Crypto Burger
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Was Jehangir Syed at Crypto Burger a mag?
This is a fantastic burger spot! I sampled both the Satoshi burger and the Crypto Melt. The Satoshi burger was expertly crafted; the beef was perfectly seasoned and juicy, while the addition of onion rings and beef bacon really elevated the overall flavor, creating a delightful blend of sweet and savory. The Crypto Melt was also enjoyable. One suggestion I’d make is to consider using brioche bread, as it could add a... View all feedback.
What Brianna Williams dislikes about Crypto Burger:
What a disappointment! The food looked nothing like what was shown on Instagram. The fries were cold, and the bun was not toasted—it was just slathered in butter and overly greasy. This was my first and last visit, as it was definitely overhyped. I arrived at 10:15 PM and waited 30 minutes for my cold food. I spent $55 on four boxes of food, and it was unappetizing! If I could give it zero stars, I definitely would! View all feedback.
What a disappointment! The food looked nothing like what was shown on Instagram. The fries were cold, and the bun was not toasted—it was just slathered in butter and overly greasy. This was my first and last visit, as it was definitely overhyped. I arrived at 10:15 PM and waited 30 minutes for my cold food. I spent $55 on four boxes of food, and it was unappetizing! If I could give it zero stars, I definitely would!
This restaurant is an absolute must-try! Trust me, you'll definitely want to come back. My husband and I ordered two donut burgers, and one of them didn't even make it out of the parking lot because it was just that amazing!
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So I have been driving past this for a long while and didn't realize what I had missed. I came here to give this a shot. This place is located in a strip with other food carts. If you look carefully, this place is chosen more frequently than others and for good reason. Their burgers are absolutely mind-blowing!!My wife and I tried 2 different burgers. The Bunqua Burger and a Patty Melt combo. I decided to add Jalapeños and a fried egg inside mine. As we started eating it, we realized their sauce ion the gyro fries was absolutely amazing. I got up and asked for a few more sauces. They usually charge for this, but he hooked it up!!Both burgers were juicy, bold, flavorful, and not overtly greasy either. I can literally taste it as I'm writing it!! I'm telling all my friends, and it looks like I found my favorite burger joint in all of Houston.
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