Denny's - Omaha

There are better places out there! I had ordered a bacon avocado burger that I would say it is a good price if it tasted great, but noou it just tasted normal w... read more There are better places out there! I had ordered a bacon avocado burger that I would say it is a good price if it tasted great, but noou it just tasted normal without season on it

A hilarious practical joke, the restaurant parodies of the modern restaurant experience by first teasing you with one of the best menus i’ve seen to date, only... read more A hilarious practical joke, the restaurant parodies of the modern restaurant experience by first teasing you with one of the best menus i’ve seen to date, only to gradual and disinfections i 've beg experience br/> this time i got which all they can pancaks, what is really a scam as she wants to continue taking on between each plate pancakes, so really, all they can eat pancaken are just if they know someone, they can do anything they can for all they do, and that's a step. I can go to my apartment complex’s garbage dumpster free and all garbage i want, so really I can’t say it’s such a deal. These pancakes are listed groundless; wake up, their even look good. when they turn to them, they will not get used to the unimaginative respons of bland, that it is really on the pancake. Note not to speak, except for RANDOM EDUCATION that the nutmeg in which they have, what? no, that is nasty. they will do it. but the humor doesn't matter. You'd rather be in the open? you will wait as soon as possible for a time as my doctor has died. I managed to have another guy who has the broken guy. no, this is a part of the humor of this JOKE-IN-RESTAURANT-FORM. hahaha. oh, and the service is as good as possible. you're not going to go to that. you will be in the time of your life. it’s a RIOT. that is a real man. I told you, I can have a damn girl, and good that it's so good that it's as good as possible that it's a man who's here and that I get the two babies. two babies, one in the hand and one in me, and I like babies, but that's all I can do. it was not a wailing of sorts, it was almost a loud whimpering. the tone of its crying was more than to notice the living what you do not get like a harmful baby? agricultural accounts that is it. the two things that we have done so right, there were the weights and the smoothie. they have enough, and they hate were at the summit. throw some salt on, throw your ketchup away because ketchup doesn’t belong on hashbrowns, and enjoy the best denny’s has to OFFER.br/> everything in all, is one of the coveted friends I have agreed to. cheaper than jim gaffigan tickets, but just as much FOOD-RELATED CONTENT.

A HILARIOUS PRACTICAL JOKE, THIS RESTAURANT PARODIES THE MODERN RESTAURANT EXPERIENCE BY FIRST TEASING YOU WITH ONE OF THE BEST MENUS I'VE SEEN TO DATE, ONLY TO... read more A HILARIOUS PRACTICAL JOKE, THIS RESTAURANT PARODIES THE MODERN RESTAURANT EXPERIENCE BY FIRST TEASING YOU WITH ONE OF THE BEST MENUS I'VE SEEN TO DATE, ONLY TO GRADUALLY AND RELIABLY DISAPPOINT YOU AS YOUR DINING EXPERIENCE COMMENCES. THIS TIME I GOT THE ALL YOU CAN EAT PANCAKES, WHICH IS REALLY JUST A SCAM AS YOU WILL WAIT TWENTY MINUTES BETWEEN EACH PLATE OF PANCAKES, SO REALLY, ALL YOU CAN EAT PANCAKES IS JUST FIVE PANCAKES BEFORE YOUR STOMACH HAS HAD PLENTIFUL TIME TO DECIDE IT'S DONE BEING HUNGRY. AT IHOP, I BREEZE THROUGH AN EASY TWELVE IN NO TIME, BUT THEN AGAIN THEIR PANCAKES ARE DVD-SIZED. THAT SAID, AT DENNY'S YOU CAN GET AN ALL YOU CAN EAT FIVE PANCAKES FOR FOUR DOLLARS, AND THAT'S QUITE A STEAL. EXCEPT I CAN GO TO MY APARTMENT COMPLEX'S GARBAGE DUMPSTER FOR FREE AND EAT ALL THE GARBAGE I WANT, SO REALLY I'M NOT SURE IT'S THAT GREAT A DEAL. THESE PANCAKES ARE DECENTLY SIZED; HECK, THEY EVEN LOOK GOOD. BUT BITE INTO THEM AND YOU WILL RECEIVE THE UNIMAGINATIVE RESPONSE OF BLAND NOTHINGNESS THAT IS THEIR TAKE ON THE PANCAKE. THERE IS NOTHING NOTEWORTHY TO SPEAK OF, EXCEPT FOR THE RANDOM BITES THAT HAVE NUTMEG IN THEM - WHAT? NO, THAT'S NASTY. CLEAN YOUR GRILLS OR SOMETHING. BUT THE HUMOR DOESN'T STOP THERE. YOU WANT SYRUP!? WELL, YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT A FULL MINUTE AS THEIR HILARIOUSLY DESIGNED SYRUP DISPENSERS SLOWLY DRIZZLE IT OUT AT THE SPEED OF THREE DRIPS A MINUTE. I ASKED IF THEY HAD ANY DISPENSERS THAT POURED FASTER. NOPE, APPARENTLY THAT'S PART OF THE HUMOR OF THIS JOKE-IN-RESTAURANT-FORM. HAHAHA. OH, AND THE SERVICE IS GUARANTEED TO BE SLOW. YOU WILL NOT GET REFILLS ON WATER. YOUR SERVER WILL GO ON BREAK IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR MEAL. IT'S A RIOT. THE BOOTHS ARE PRETTY RAD THOUGH. SOME LONG BOOTHS, YOU KNOW? CAN JAM A WHOLE FAMILY IN THERE. AND GOOD THING, BECAUSE IT SEEMS MANY FAMILIES GO HERE AND BRING THEIR BABIES. TWO BABIES, ONE IN FRONT AND ONE BEHIND ME. AND I LIKE BABIES, BUT THIS BABY BEHIND ME HAD QUITE THE OBNOXIOUS CRY. IT WASN'T A WAILING OF SORTS, IT WAS ALMOST A LOUD WHIMPERING. THE TONE OF ITS CRYING WAS MORE ANNOYING THAN THE VOLUME - WHY CAN'T YOU CRY LIKE A NORMAL BABY? TRYING TO EAT SOME BLANDCAKES HERE. CHECK THIS, THOUGH. THE TWO THINGS WE HAD THAT WERE GOOD WERE THE HASHBROWNS AND THE SMOOTHIE. THEY HAVE LEGIT SMOOTHIES. AND THE HASHBROWNS WERE ON POINT. THROW SOME SALT ON, THROW YOUR KETCHUP AWAY BECAUSE KETCHUP DOESN'T BELONG ON HASHBROWNS, AND ENJOY THE BEST DENNY'S HAS TO OFFER. ALL IN ALL, THIS IS ONE OF THE BETTER COMEDY SHOWS I'VE BEEN TO. CHEAPER THAN JIM GAFFIGAN TICKETS, BUT JUST AS MUCH FOOD-RELATED CONTENT. 2/5

First time here. Menu full of yummy choices. My meal was hot fresh and amazing. My waiter was fun and friendly read more First time here. Menu full of yummy choices. My meal was hot fresh and amazing. My waiter was fun and friendly

Very good place to eat and meet up with friends and family. I would give them 5 stars but the other day when I was there. I ordered pancakes with my chicken and... read more Very good place to eat and meet up with friends and family. I would give them 5 stars but the other day when I was there. I ordered pancakes with my chicken and biscuits. I never got my banana and caramel pancakes. I waited to see maybe they might bring it out for dessert. Nothing came out but it was on my recipt. So got that fixed but other than that. Amazing place to sit and have a great meal!