Goody's Burger House - Melbourne

I had a hankering for a burger and was staying near by. Wish I'd saved my money and walked down to Maccas. I had the angus, chips and drink. The burger needed more sauce and mayo to help contend slide down. The meat was dry and the bread was stale. The chips were OK which to be honest, isn't that impressive. I won't eat here again.

Goody's looks nice and inviting from the outside, however I popped in here for lunch as I was passing and was disappointed. The burger I ordered was dry and the onion rings very oiled when presented. There are much better burger places in Melbourne so not recommended.

Honestly the worst burger I've ever tasted. Tasted like someone dropped it the day before, microwaved it and then served it up. The bun was stale, the patty burnt and dry. and yet it took forever to arrive. I actually feel annoyed I can't give it a no-star rating if for no other reason than I can't think of a single redeeming feature that warrants the mandatory one. Oh wait... the floor was clean. Well, clean-ish. Stay classy, Goody's.

Tired of the clown and the silly red shoes, so passed by this place and well... You never know until you have a go as they say.A wide range of burger choices of different sizes with an extra $4.90 for chips and a drink. Burger started at $7.90 and $10.90 for the angus. We chose the Texas Angus....The most disappointing aspect was the patty itself. It looked more like a hockey puck with a bite consistency of processed frozen supermarket burgers of the 60's or 70's...not pleasant at all. B.B.Q. Sauce commercial, a micro thin cheese slice and a few sad lettuce pieces held it together.The music was good; l am old but far it was too loud and l thought my ears might bleed. Then there was the hipster style cook or assembler, who wore a set of blue gloves to meet the order, turn on and off appliances, cook chips, use her iPhone, come up front, talk to her friends, scratch and etc etc...get the picture? They must have been precious because she didn't change them once.The Goodies was a popular U.K. Show but this wasn't Goody in anyway ... Bland Burger House or Hockey 1,2,3...Tried it once. Unfortunately, once too many!

In hunt of a good burger I stumbled across this restaurant. Looking at the marketing photos I thought I was in for a treat. The pictures give an impression of sumptuous mouth watering "quality Australian beef"; perhaps something similar to what one would find at Grill'd. Instead, the reality is far from palatable. The Classic 80g "quality Australian beef" patty is a rubbery grey highly processed and excessively salty excuse for beef. I am really lost for words. A Classic Green (burger with cheese, tomato, onion, pickles, ketchup and dressing) with regular fries and drink was $11.40, based on that, wherever McDonald's or Hungry Jacks lie on your scale of burgers, this is below that level, so you may as well bite into a Whopper or BigMac instead. My first and last time at Goody*s Burger House.