Schmitze Lang - Köln

Tea, Regional International Specialties, Schnitzel
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Schmitze Lang

Schmitze Lang
4.2 / 5 (1249 reviews)

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Last update: 07.04.2026 from: Peter

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★ 4.2 / 5 from 1249 reviews

Typical Veedels pub. Great audience from all ages. It's always weird. On weekends, the shop is full of pickepacke. If you get a table, you can order good Brauhaus dishes. Whether Haxe, Schnitzel, Bratkartoffeln or mixed salad with goat cheese, everything was great. Prices are reasonable and the service is friendly.

Hatten nach Stadtrundgang etwas Hunger,standen gerade vor der Tür.Nette, schnelle Bedienung aber keine Sitz möglichkeiten.Stehtisch vor dem Lokal, geht mal.

An Weiberfastnacht sind alle gestresst, das weiß man, wenn man in Köln aufgewachsen ist. Allerdings lernt man nie aus.Weiberfastnacht in der Warteschlange vor dem Schmitze Lang: Aggressive Türsteher, die einen nur anpöbeln. Drinnen: Offenkundige Stammkunden, die uns anschreien, wir sollten von der Theke abhauen, dies sei ihr Platz. Eine wurde sogar handgreiflich. Darauf kommt der Chef (?) und schreit uns an, wir sollen abhauen. Wir sind dann nach hinten durch und haben mit dem "Fußvolk" nette Stunden verbracht.Wer keine Lust auf Karneval hat, sollte doch zu Hause bleiben.Ach so: Ich war in Begleitung meiner iranischen Freundin. Hat es eine Rolle gespielt? Wer weiß.

peter-gast-1
19.05.2026

We were able to enjoy Carnival Monday at Schmitze Lang. We had a lot of fun and everyone from the bouncer to the counter/cloakroom staff to the toilet staff were absolutely friendly and everything was well organized. We always had a great time, including with all the other guests. Our conclusion: Highly recommended even on non-carnival days. Three thumbs up and we are looking forward to next year

peter-gast-2
23.04.2026

We were able to enjoy Carnival Monday at Schmitze Lang. We had a lot of fun and everyone from the bouncer to the counter/cloakroom staff to the toilet staff were absolutely friendly and everything was well organized. We always had a great time, including with all the other guests. Our conclusion: Highly recommended even on non-carnival days. Three thumbs up and we are looking forward to next year

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