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I 'm giving PP 5 stars because it 's the last of a dying breed. When tourists ask where do the locals go? This is it! A real local bar. Unlike the discovered Green Parrot that pretends to be a local bar these days.You want to meet real people? This is the place. View all feedback.
The best the Keys has to offer! We go there on the regular for the sushi. I don’t know where they get their fish or why it’s so warm when you get it, but man it tastes almost like blue cheese that’s been warmed in your car all day. They’re super green because they use old phone books to hold the bar up. There is an actual air conditioner where COVID originated from. FACT. I LOVE this place. The girls here are as fine as they come in Key West. This one chic who was hitting on me was super hot even though she had prop marks on her back. Vegetarian options: There’s no meat at all. Except for the sushi. Parking: The parking lot is AMAZEBALLS!
Very cool hole in the wall dive bar. Worth the stop. Service: 5 Atmosphere: 5
Not a bad spot. Watch out for the locals though because it is common for them to try setting you up with the cops and a guy sitting at the bar threatened to do that to me so I had to move my seat, chug my beer and leave. Other than that, I liked the joint and there is boat parking right there.
Love this Place! It's a must Stop, if you like a good laid back dive bar -if you're not too upity
Good people good location good times Kelly is my favorite bartender she's fun personable great to look at ; . good times only
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