Hippo Burgers - Humble

The online menu does not match the actual menu at the restaurant. Each item is priced separately, and the "Monster Hippo" isn’t listed on the menu, nor is its price indicated. To be honest, I could have gone to Five Guys and enjoyed much better food.

What do you get when you combine a hippopotamus with a burger restaurant? The most hilariously delicious experience of your life! Welcome to Hippo Burgers, where the burgers are as gigantic as a hippo's yawn, and the flavors will make you want to dance! First off, the size of these burgers is absolutely mind-blowing! When they say jumbo, they truly mean it. These burgers are so massive, you'll need a GPS to traverse from one end to the other. Eating them is an art—a balance of mastery; one misstep, and you'll end up with toppings adorning you like trendy accessories. The hippo theme is all around, and it’s utterly charming! From the moment you step inside, a life-sized hippo mascot greets you, leaving you to wonder if it’s there to serve burgers or star in a future blockbuster. The walls are adorned with cute hippo cartoons, making you wish you had a cuddly burger companion as adorable as these chubby creatures. Now, let's get to the best part—the taste. Oh wow, these burgers are incredibly scrumptious! They have more toppings than a pizza place has types of cheese. You name it, they’ve got it—bacon, mushrooms, pineapple, guacamole, and a variety of other creative options. It feels like they’ve enlisted a mad scientist to create the wildest flavor combinations, and surprisingly, each one harmonizes like a beautifully synchronized ballet of hippos. When you take that first bite, prepare for a flavor explosion. The juices will flow like a hippo enjoying a water workout, but you’ll be too focused on savoring every bite to even notice. If you’re trying to impress someone, make sure to keep a stack of napkins nearby—a bib might not be a bad idea either! Here’s a tip: bring your appetite and a friend to share in this burger adventure. The portions are so generous that you’ll definitely need a partner to tackle these culinary giants. And don’t forget to snap a selfie with the hippo mascot; it will be a cherished memory! In conclusion, Hippo Burgers is a delightful, laugh-inducing experience that combines food and fun in a spectacular expression of hippo-sized greatness. So gather your hungry crew and set off on a burger journey you won’t forget. Hippo hurrah!

I ordered the mushroom Swiss burger and regular French fries. The burger was definitely fresh and made to order, and I loved the grilled bun. However, it could have used some salt and pepper on the patty—it might have improved the flavor. A sprinkle of garlic salt would have been nice too. The regular fries were good, but they also lacked seasoning. This was my third visit, and I still haven't had the experience I was hoping for. On the bright side, the service was excellent!

As a hungry @ss Mexican in Texas, I 've been to a lot of burger places. I gotta say this is *the* best burger place I 've ever been to. Great prices, food, and customer service. Beautifully toasted buns and a flavorful patty with each burger. One of the things that really set it apart from other burger shops is that they don 't hold you at gunpoint to get both a drink and fries because it HAS to be a meal , you can just buy them separately. This place will definitely be a regular date spot for my boyfriend and I.

This is yummy smash burger. It was counter service and the cashier was friendly, helpful and patient. The burgers were juicy and the proportions were spot on. Would recommend if in the area.