Cafe Absurd - Hamburg

Bad service read more Bad service

Great for breakfast and brunches, best to reserve a table as their buffets can easily get the place full read more Great for breakfast and brunches, best to reserve a table as their buffets can easily get the place full

Cool little cafe/bar behind the Reeperbahn. We popped in for a few swift Weizen's and were impressed by the attentive service. Shame the WiFi isn't free, otherw... read more Cool little cafe/bar behind the Reeperbahn. We popped in for a few swift Weizen's and were impressed by the attentive service. Shame the WiFi isn't free, otherwise I would have given it 5 stars. They do serve Franziskaner Kristal not everyone does!

Not sure exactly why, but I don't really like Cafe Absurd. There's nothing especially bad about the place. I think it may be a reaction to my flatmate enthusing... read more Not sure exactly why, but I don't really like Cafe Absurd. There's nothing especially bad about the place. I think it may be a reaction to my flatmate enthusing about how good the breakfast is, and then when we went for breakfast it was totally underwhelming. You can get much better breakfast, cheaper, within a 20 metre walk. I'll let you figure out where.

I was over here with friends last night. The staff is extremely friendly and the cocktails were very tasty. I also liked that they had a big alkoholfrei section... read more I was over here with friends last night. The staff is extremely friendly and the cocktails were very tasty. I also liked that they had a big alkoholfrei section in their drinks menu. Ambience was great and I had a great time.