Crazy Beans - GREENPORT

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Crazy Beans

Crazy Beans
4.3 / 5 (632 reviews)

Description

Stepping into this vintage eatery reveals a mix of charming ambiance and disarray. While the coffee and drinks receive praise, issues with cleanliness, particularly in the restrooms and table settings, cast a shadow on the experience. Menu highlights include generous portions like the crab cake eggs benedict and sensational avocado breakfast wrap, though some dishes, like the lobster roll and certain omelette combinations, disappoint in quality and value. Service ranges from friendly and attentive to lapses in customer care. Overall, this family-owned diner offers potential with its diverse menu, yet consistency in quality and cleanliness remains a challenge.

Last update: 23.04.2026 from: Anna

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★ 4.3 / 5 from 632 reviews
taylor-radway-rabbit
04.09.2024

This place definitely holds true to its name! It was crazy beans inside there with how busy it was. Service was still fairly quick for just coffee. Espresso was definitely burnt though.

aidan-nelson-1
04.09.2024

The crab sandwich and pulled pork panini were great.

evan-kalin-1
04.09.2024

The Food was excellent service was awesome.!! Definitely check it out for breakfast or brunch.

anna-pagor-student7
16.06.2025

Cute vintage place with a big variety of food. We had a hard time deciding which dish we would like to try ???? Food was good and portions were pretty big, I wasn’t able to finish my crab cake eggs benedict.

lauren-claus
16.06.2025

The menu is as massive as their double mimosas (served in a beer glass so you know they aren’t screwing around). The Avocado breakfast wrap was sensational! There were at least 10 things on the menu that looked utterly scrumptious. Thanks Crazy Beans!Your food is dope!

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The second closest station is LIRR-Greenport, located 419 meters away.

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