Menu - Wisecracks Cafe
Menu
On this webpage, you will find the complete menu of Wisecracks Cafe from Corvallis. At the moment, there are 62 courses and drinks available.
Menu
Non Alcoholic Drinks
Soft Drinks
$2.0Beverages
$2.0$2.0
Hot CocoaWith whipped cream marshmallows
$4.0
Roy RodgersSierra mist / pepsi + a splash of grenadine & a maraschino cherry
Drinks
Beverages - Soft Drinks
Mt. Dew$2.0Mocktails
Italian Cream Soda1/2 club soda 1/2 raspberry / strawberry & topped + whipped cream
$4.0Teas
Organic Chai TeaHot / cold w/ whipped cream nutmeg
$4.0Wet Your Whistle
Holy Awesome Hot Spiced Cider(Fall & winter seasonal)
$4.0 The Broken Mocha1/2 cocoa 1/2 coffee topped + whipped cream
$4.0Hot Drinks
Hot TeaEarl grey (reg decaf); peppermint; raspberry; english breakfast; orange spice; chamomile; green
Organic Coffee Drinks
Organic CoffeeRegular & decaf
Non-Alcoholic Drinks
Shirly TempleSierra mist / pepsi + a splash of grenadine & a maraschino cherry
Shakes
Apple LgMilk
Milk Lg Milk SmSmoothie
Grapefruit SmJuices
Apple Sm Cranberry Sm Cranberry LgMexican Dishes
Huevos RancherosTwo flour tortillas + machaca‐style black beans; a three cheese blend three eggs any style topped...
Popular Items
Corned Beef Hash EggsA hearty delicious version of this classic breakfast; served + two eggs any style choice of ...
Entrées
Pigs In A BlanketThree sausage links wrapped in fluffy buttermilk pancakes & sprinkled + powdered sugar. Served ...
$13.9 The Double DipperTwo buttermilk pancakes two eggs any style served + two strips of bacon two sausage links.
$11.9Chicken
Chicken WafflesA savory golden malted waffle + crispy chicken breast; served + country gravy
$12.9Skillets
Cajun SkilletChorizo; hickory ham; roasted red pepper; green onion; garlic sautéed + home fries topped with...
$12.9Slams
SlamwichGrilled texas‐style french toast smothered in tillamook cheddar; swiss; scrambled eggs; choice of ...
$12.9The Skillet Express
Athens SkilletA mixture of roasted red pepper; artichoke heart; garlic; kalamata olives; capers; & fresh spinach...
$12.9Satirical Skillets
Northwest Vegetarian SkilletBroccoli; cauliflower; mushroom; onion; garlic tomato sautéed tossed + home fries; then topped...
$12.9 Yee-Hah (South Of The Border) Skillet Everything But The Kitchen Sink SkilletHeadliners
3Rd Street ScrambleRoasted garlic; fresh spinach mushrooms sautéed tossed + scrambled eggs then topped + feta...
$12.9 Big Bad Wet Breakfast BurritoA large flour tortilla stuffed + scrambled eggs; bacon; chorizo a 3‐cheese blend; topped + ranchero...
$12.9 Beaver Combi-NationFamily Style Platters
Country RoadCome on home + traditional country fried steak smothered in sausage gravy. Served + two eggs...
Juices (Breakfast)
Tomato Sm.Na Beverages
Juice Spritzer1/2 club soda 1/2 juice of choice
Breakfast Skillets
Cheese Steak SkilletTender chunks of beef sautéed + onions peppers; then tossed + home fries topped + our delicious...
Specialties Of The House
Pineapple Sm Pineapple LgJuices & Fruits
Tomato Lg.Wet Your Whistle - Juice
Grapefruit Lg Grape Sm Grape LgMore Mimosas, Please!
Just Your Average Mimosa, Or Is It? Strawberry Lemon-OsaMain
Hobo HashSautéed ham; bacon; green onion; garlic tomato tossed + home fries scrambled eggs; then topped...
Offers
Exclusive restaurant offers: Big Bad Wet Breakfast Burrito -70% for $3.9 !
Feedback
Stopped in for breakfast before a conference. Food was good and came out quickly after ordering. However the server was very curt and. made it feel like I was bother for being there. Never asked if wanted a little more coffee, just brought the check when I was getting close to finished with my meal and walked away until I produced a card.
Food was pretty good, served extremely quickly, the service however was lacking. Had to wait quite a while for coffee refills, never asked how the meal was or if I needed anything else. Management needs to let the staff know they will get better tips and happier customers with just being sure to check in after being served. I will return though.
