Reviews - Vanity Club Cologne
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Last update : 02.11.2023
The worst club i’ve ever seen. This club pretends to be “luxurious” but the only place it looks so is in their instagram. Actually, they just sort people to let in without any reason. I suppose it’s all about good proportions of wealthy men and pretty girls around them. Me, and my friend were declined first time without any reason, the second time we came with our friend and all dressed great but ofc they found another “reason” to not let us in. It’s surprising to me why so much events still run their parties there. Security is horrible, prices are over, and so on, that’s all i can say about Vanity. I was looking for a good club with hip hop music, but it’s definitely not about that garbage.
Not bad, it doesn't help that you have to over dress to get in. Then again it's part of being a European to pretend to look rich...
If I could give this establishment a 0 I would…Was in town for the weekend looking to get a VIP section for a group of us, in which they were unresponsive when reaching out! We should’ve have known better then. However, we arrived and were denied entry for “dress code” as we watched several other people walk in who were dressed down compared to me and members of my party! It became very apparent that it was NOT the attire we were wearing, but instead the color of our skin! As we questioned the reasoning for our denied entry, other worker confirmed that there was nothing wrong with our attire, which just further proved that our skin tone was not “up to code” their code! The place came to us as a last minute recommendation, however we should’ve done further research as it seems to be a common issue for this place from the reviews below. They should be ashamed at how poorly they managed and operated this establishment. A VERY poor representation their city! In conclusion, I would never recommend Vanity to anyone and am actually thankful that we did not waste any money on this poorly ran establishment!
As it was my first time there I was shocked how rude and unprofessional the staff were and even I’ve heard one of them say shut up to a guest. Unbelievable!!!!
The atmosphere was cool but, having already paid 20 € to get in, when we were going to leave, they told us we had to pay 10 more euros as a minimum fee, which I do not understand. In general, too expensive for what it really is.
Last update : 18.08.2023
Nice Club, fine club! Electronic music and loads of areas to chill out and be lazy! Prices of the drinks are alright, not the cheapest though. Take away...
As the Germans would say, this place is shinky minky! I just learned this phrase, and think it 's adorable.. but it basically is used to describe...
Last update : 01.03.2023
The best Blackmusic Club in Germany. Super mood, perfect vibe except neatly beautiful location.
How should I be? But good club, though I don't know. I hope you come out of business, BWL Student
This is a place in Cologne, which is most socially and has the socialist doorman. The first to recognize with the German language and the German virtues already dominated so well that one could think that they were integrated from birth. The Turkish-speaking business people on the spot and Turkish-speaking people who had to do with this club or who were already close and/or are willing to dominate the German language. If one would not see their black hair, their great stature of 3 meters and they would speak Turkish, one would also think that these people have understood European values. Therefore, all Vanity should visit, because this is a place where you will definitely always have fun. Thank you. Vanity, you're great. Such a model for Cologne. In addition, rumors do not agree that many clubs, restaurants, etc. belong to the Hells Angels or other criminal organizations. Those who spread these rumors are only jealous of the owners. Because the owners are even bigger than the reputation of the ambience.
If I celebrate going to Cologne then only in vanity because this is the best place in Cologne
We arrived in Cologne on Friday morning and ended our first day here in this club. We were having a brilliant time and asked the official photographer to take a photo of us but he refused. I asked him why and he said it's my...choice When I told him he was being quite rude he shrugged his shoulders at me. For the remainder of the night he stared at us and made us feel very uncomfortable yet he happily photographed everyone else in the club. We may not have had the look that this club wants to portray but he could have humoured us and deleted the picture later and we would have been none the wiser but quite frankly he was rude and extremely arrogant. Avoid this place if you want to meet friendly people. This is not the place to go to of you want to experience German hospitality!
