Viscous Coffee - CHRISTIES BEACH

I tried the small @$$ kicker, not sure on it though...didnt really feel that almight buzz probably because i got the small, but it did absolutely destroy my stomach!!! The operator was friendly enough, spoke to customers and had some charisma. I always rate a place on, would i go back, this one im undecided on.

I'll admit I came in out of sheer curiosity after a friend tried the 'Adelaide A** Kicker' coffee and recommended it (I like my coffee strong). I ordered a regular flat white and saved the a** kicker for later. This would have been 'up there' with some of the best coffee I've tried, well balanced and perfect temperature (so sick of so many venues overheating their coffee!). As for the 'Adelaide A** Kicker', after running through a few questions with me about whether I was on any medications (no) or had heart problems (no again) I took this home to enjoy later. It too was delicious and I found that its main effect (no raised heart rate or any other unpleasantness) was that I felt super-alert for a few hours. I'd definitely give it a go again when I need to be focused and awake. Will visit again

It's been open at least seventeen months, but it took an article in The Advertiser to alert me to this place. Service, okay slowish. But the owner knows his coffee. We had the coffee-rich Asskicker which came with a "health warning" concerning heart conditions, high blood pressure and advice to drink it slowly.Theatre or not, this coffee is for serious coffee drinkers and not those who think the pinnacle of iced coffee comes in a carton.

I've had coffee here a couple of times (I don't get out much) with my wife and with a business associate. Excellent coffee. Knowledgeable host and comfortable surrounds. Highly recommended for anyone who wants a serious coffee experience

Well all I can say is the people giving this place a good rating got drawn in by the smokescreen. I found the guy very pretentious making statements about how coffee should be made(in his opinion) I have friends who are baristas in top cafes in Melb that would laugh at this guy. I ordered 3 coffees and the were 2 people waiting for the coffees they had ordered in before. 30 minutes later the last of our coffees came out and each 1 around 5 minutes apart because you can't make good coffee more than 1 at a time. (According to mr pretentious) anyway after such a long wait down to the coffee. Lukewarm and way too weak imho. I will not return. I love coffee and the process when done well. I did not enjoy being talked down to or pretty much anything to do with this place. If you don't know what good coffee is and an enjoyable ordering process then you will probably love this place.