Joe's Brewery - Champaign

We were left waiting in the rain because only one out of three staff members was checking IDs. There were several employees at the entrance who could have helpe... read more We were left waiting in the rain because only one out of three staff members was checking IDs. There were several employees at the entrance who could have helped speed up the process. We paid for an event, and this is simply unacceptable.

This bar is an absolute 10. The half price burgers are creepy, the feng shui is very college-esque and the drinks are top notch. Between White Horse Karaoke on... read more This bar is an absolute 10. The half price burgers are creepy, the feng shui is very college-esque and the drinks are top notch. Between White Horse Karaoke on Wednesday, the dance floor with a fog machine and the mechanical bull visiting the beer garden, you can't get a bar that has a better number of activities. A must in Champaign! Don't forget to order a hunter bomb!

I'll give Joe's money and Joe's gonna let me get drunk. It is a healthier relationship than I have with my step-dad read more I'll give Joe's money and Joe's gonna let me get drunk. It is a healthier relationship than I have with my step-dad

Joe's brewery is more than just a bar. They also have a petting zoo in the basement. Ask a manager, they will show you if you ask exactly six times. read more Joe's brewery is more than just a bar. They also have a petting zoo in the basement. Ask a manager, they will show you if you ask exactly six times.

On June 13th 1893, Thomas W. Steward invented a device we all know and love today, called the mop. Joes Brewery has apparently not heard of the so-called mop si... read more On June 13th 1893, Thomas W. Steward invented a device we all know and love today, called the mop. Joes Brewery has apparently not heard of the so-called mop since its inception in 1893. Their floors are stickier than other establishment on campus, enough to pull your loafers right off your feet. Additionally, the establishment smells as though someone vomited and had explosive diarrhea all over the establishment. I will not be returning to Joes and their so-called Brewery .