Alphaville - Brooklyn
Alphaville
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This is a review for Ric's review below. Over all, I found his review to be more than satisfactory, earning it an easy five stars, however one small caveat I'd add is that in the future, I'd like to see a little more flair, and possibly detail. While Ric's review did expertly capture the gestalt of the Alphaville experience, it lacks the verisimilitude of say, one of Tom Wolfe's proto-gonzo journalist-as-participant Facebook reviews, or Gore Vidal at his delightfully haughty, dandyish best during his classic Facebook review period of the early 70s. All in all, though, a considered and timely entry, deserving of note.
Came for the music, keep returning for the hot Kristen Stewart lookalike bartender with the short hair
This restaurant in Bushwick is a hidden gem! They have a great selection of beers on tap and it's the perfect spot to enjoy a show.
In the past, you could find someone in this building offering cocaine, but now the only thing on the menu is alcohol.
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Roasted Poblano White Queso$6.8
Butternut Squash Curry Coconut Soup$4.9Mixed Dishes
$4.9Side Dishes
$4.9These Types Of Dishes Are Being Served
$6.8Chicken
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