Reviews

Overall Total Score
4.4 out of 5
Impressive | 299 reviews

What Charliecritic doesn't like about Swell Cafe:
Rude waitress. State Cumberland sausages on menu. Made change to vegetarian got cheap alternative sausage not Cumberland. Forgot bread and butter for 2 breakfasts. Staff not wearing masks at all. Should be wearing them when approaching customers tables. Still charged full price, not a pleasant experience. Came away feeling sick after eating there View all feedback. What Hasan Kasko likes about Swell Cafe:
Very good experience at swell cafe. Firstly the staff are extremely friendly and the place is nice and clean. The breakfast are fairly priced and they do a great cup of brew. Most importantly the food is very good. What makes or breaks a breakfast is the sausages and these were good quality sausages. Definitely recommend. View all feedback.

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Gastroranking-it
4.6 ★ from 50 reviews
Morris
10.07.2024 - 05:17

The food tasted good and the portions were generous. If I'm paying a bill for £30 though, you should accept card payment. You shouldn't ask for cash only. That'...

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Daphne
10.07.2024 - 05:17

Good food large portions (too big for me lovely people xxx

Steve
10.07.2024 - 05:17

The best cafe in Orpington in my opinion. Friendly staff, great food, decent prices, always clean. What more do you want from a cafe. Love it.

Simona
10.07.2024 - 05:17

Lovely atmosphere, food is always delicious and tasty. Stuff is very friendly and service is outstanding and fast. Deff recommended it.

Tom
10.07.2024 - 05:17

Excellent Food, Service, and Clean. All the traditional british foods avaliable, good prices and good servings....youll never go away hungry! Service and reques...

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Tripadvisor
4.1 ★ from 33 reviews
Rudigar
11.03.2024 - 17:09

I sat down at a table in the cafe, which was only half full, but was asked to move to a smaller table. I have never been asked to move in a cafe before, so I de...

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tracet63
11.03.2024 - 17:09

The service at this restaurant is excellent, with a fantastic staff who are always friendly. I have never had a reason to complain and would highly recommend it...

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Amanda
11.03.2024 - 17:09

I have been a patron of this cafe for six years. Yesterday, I ordered a takeout egg and bacon sandwich. However, I was given incorrect change for my £20 note an...

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Charliecritic
11.03.2024 - 17:09

Rude waitress. State Cumberland sausages on menu. Made change to vegetarian got cheap alternative sausage not Cumberland. Forgot bread and butter for 2 breakfas...

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127jackm
11.03.2024 - 17:09

Wow, so pleasantly surprised. Went there today for breakfast, expecting it to be another bog standard greasy spoon. However, none of that the café was very clea...

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Google
4.4 ★ from 96 reviews
Gastroranking-uk
4.3 ★ from 120 reviews

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