Reviews
What Charliecritic doesn't like about Swell Cafe:
Rude waitress. State Cumberland sausages on menu. Made change to vegetarian got cheap alternative sausage not Cumberland. Forgot bread and butter for 2 breakfasts. Staff not wearing masks at all. Should be wearing them when approaching customers tables. Still charged full price, not a pleasant experience. Came away feeling sick after eating there View all feedback. What Hasan Kasko likes about Swell Cafe:
Very good experience at swell cafe. Firstly the staff are extremely friendly and the place is nice and clean. The breakfast are fairly priced and they do a great cup of brew. Most importantly the food is very good. What makes or breaks a breakfast is the sausages and these were good quality sausages. Definitely recommend. View all feedback.
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The food tasted good and the portions were generous. If I'm paying a bill for £30 though, you should accept card payment. You shouldn't ask for cash only. That'...
read moreGood food large portions (too big for me lovely people xxx
The best cafe in Orpington in my opinion. Friendly staff, great food, decent prices, always clean. What more do you want from a cafe. Love it.
Lovely atmosphere, food is always delicious and tasty. Stuff is very friendly and service is outstanding and fast. Deff recommended it.
Excellent Food, Service, and Clean. All the traditional british foods avaliable, good prices and good servings....youll never go away hungry! Service and reques...
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read moreI sat down at a table in the cafe, which was only half full, but was asked to move to a smaller table. I have never been asked to move in a cafe before, so I de...
read moreThe service at this restaurant is excellent, with a fantastic staff who are always friendly. I have never had a reason to complain and would highly recommend it...
read moreI have been a patron of this cafe for six years. Yesterday, I ordered a takeout egg and bacon sandwich. However, I was given incorrect change for my £20 note an...
read moreRude waitress. State Cumberland sausages on menu. Made change to vegetarian got cheap alternative sausage not Cumberland. Forgot bread and butter for 2 breakfas...
read moreWow, so pleasantly surprised. Went there today for breakfast, expecting it to be another bog standard greasy spoon. However, none of that the café was very clea...
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