Clockers Cafe - Branson

Was hoping for a great diner experience but the $3 coffee was like water… hashbrowns were undercooked- corned beef hash looked and tasted like it came out of a... read more Was hoping for a great diner experience but the $3 coffee was like water… hashbrowns were undercooked- corned beef hash looked and tasted like it came out of a can. At least the eggs were fine and the waitress was nice. $30 for 2 of us to learn not to come back… disappointing.

Way over priced, small portions, terrible food (old, cold, hard biscuits), very slow service. Don’t waste your time or money! read more Way over priced, small portions, terrible food (old, cold, hard biscuits), very slow service. Don’t waste your time or money!

DON'T GO HERE UNLESS YOU HAVE TWO HOURS FOR BREAKFAST!! We were not acknowledged, waited 30 minutes to be seated, another 25 minutes to get coffee and to place... read more DON'T GO HERE UNLESS YOU HAVE TWO HOURS FOR BREAKFAST!! We were not acknowledged, waited 30 minutes to be seated, another 25 minutes to get coffee and to place our order…while they took orders from many other tables who came in after us…and then another 20 minutes for food to arrive but then we had to wait again for silverware, syrup, etc. I suppose this place is fine if adequately staffed, but verify that before you waste a minute on this place.

DONT WAIST YOUR TIME OR MONEY HERE CAUSE ITS TERRIBLE FOOD. I ORDERED the chicken fried steak, two scrambled eggs and hash browns and it was the smallest chicke... read more DONT WAIST YOUR TIME OR MONEY HERE CAUSE ITS TERRIBLE FOOD. I ORDERED the chicken fried steak, two scrambled eggs and hash browns and it was the smallest chicken fried steak I've ever seen and looked out so I told the waitress about it and she says we're sorry, as in that's what you get. I got everything home and my mom and I at the same time said this looks like old food from a buffet that's been left out. I'll never be back cause the food has NO FLAVOR, small portions, wait staff not friendl … – show

I am not a big review writer but wanted to express my disappointment in Clockers. Especially since it had great reviews. I understand everyone's tastes are diff... read more I am not a big review writer but wanted to express my disappointment in Clockers. Especially since it had great reviews. I understand everyone's tastes are different but wanted to share my experience. My husband and I ordered the platter to spilt. Sausage, French Toast and Scrambled Eggs. The eggs were very undercooked. Maybe I should have told them upfront, but I have never had to order scrambled eggs fully cooked before; they just come out that way. There was not only visible yolk but v … – show