Wok-a-moley - Belfast

Me and my upper-class business chums regularly dine in Wok-a-moley, (or Wokey Slush as we know it! as it is one of Belfast’s finest dining experiences. From hygiene and cleanliness to sheer 5* culinary geniuses serving mouth-watering top quality asian cuisine right to your gullet, Wok-a-Moley really has it all. We regularly attend during lunch breaks, dressed according to the Wokey dress code (Formal attire and discuss what formation to pick in our next FUT Drafts. Tah rah citizens x

In what can only be described as sensational atmosphere. I found it comforting being able to do my university work whilst listening to superbass by nicki minaj and work hard play hard by david guetta on repeat. I ordered a box of my classic, carb/protein combination, on this occasion going for noodles, salted chilli chicken and what can only be described as what the man called a ‘curry substitute’. It was delicious. I also highly recommend the chicken and sweetcorn soup. It is simply delightful and delicate.

Don’t answer the phone when called. Charged twice for an order. Don’t ever order from here. Joke of a place. Photos attached prove no delivery on time

The only times I have been to this place is after a night out. They do fantastic boxes of chineese for £5 which they fill to the brim. They also do delivery at a very reasonable rate. Exactly what is needed post night out!

This is without a doubt the worst Chinese takeout I have ever experienced. The food was cold, soggy, and overall not up to standard. The beef chow mein was cold and the beef was overcooked to the point of resembling leather. The chips and gravy were also cold, and it seemed as though they were cooked several hours before being delivered to me.