Granny Satchwill - Hillingdon

#26 - European - Hillingdon, #32 - European - Hillingdon, British

Granny Satchwill

Granny Satchwill
4.5 / 5 (75 reviews)

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Nestled in the back of an arcade, this charming cafe offers hearty British comfort food at unbeatable prices. Diners rave about the generous portions, friendly staff, and delightful atmosphere, making it the perfect spot for breakfast or lunch. Highlights include the traditional English breakfast, featuring a “choose 6” option that’s both satisfying and budget-friendly. Regulars appreciate the welcoming environment and personal touch from staff, enhancing the experience. With takeaway options available, it’s a must-visit for anyone seeking a tasty meal while exploring Uxbridge, proving that great food doesn’t always have to be found in plain sight.

Last update: 17.01.2026 from: 925peteb

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★ 4.5 / 5 from 75 reviews

Was steveandpat at Granny Satchwill a mag?
The food and drinks at this restaurant are very affordable and the staff is pleasant, just as a cafe should be. It is definitely worth a visit for lunch or breakfast, and I will definitely be going back again. View all feedback.

What Michael C dislikes about Granny Satchwill:
The set breakfasts are large. Great value for money though to my thinking tending to be economic on quality. Maybe I'm getting old and grumpy but there is something to be said for less is more. View all feedback.

antg193
10.05.2024

Big portions of tasty food at a very reasonable price. Tucked away in the arcade but well worth looking for.

steveandpat
10.05.2024

The food and drinks at this restaurant are very affordable and the staff is pleasant, just as a cafe should be. It is definitely worth a visit for lunch or breakfast, and I will definitely be going back again.

jonpow
10.05.2024

Quite possibly the best breakfast in England!!! Maybe even the world? The food is really good quality and the prices are surprisingly low. Lovely friendly atmosphere. The bubble was amazing today. If you have never eaten there you haven’t lived!

925peteb
10.05.2024

If you're looking to try the best breakfast in the greater London area, this is the place to go. The food is excellent, the prices are low, and the service is great. I had breakfast here at 8:30am and didn't need to eat again until 6pm, and I'm a big eater! It seems like this cafe is a hidden gem known only to a few. With food this delicious, it should be more well-known!

digitaldavid
10.05.2024

A traditional no frills café. Good quality food at excellent prices. Wide selection of food. I wanted a decent cheese omelette and chips and a coffee. And that's exactly what I got. Good size portions shouldn't have eaten all the omelette and failed to eat all the chips.

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A little farther away is Uxbridge, where you can also access the municipal transportation.

The premises on site are wheelchair accessible and can also be used with a wheelchair or physical disabilities.

Suggested nearby restaurants.