Subway - Becker

Alas, fair Subway, thou temptress of savory delights, how thou dost vex me so! In mine quest for a foot long cookie, my heart is rent asunder by the cruel hand of fate. For what dost thou mean by denying me this sweet ambrosia, this confectionary bliss? Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day, where cookies abound in endless array, yet none for me to savor? Nay, ’tis a tragedy of epic proportions, where even the most eloquent words fail to convey my sorrow. Oh, Subway, thou hast robbed me of joy, leaving naught but crumbs of despair in thy wake.

I am absolutely devastated. Today, I walked into Subway with hopeful anticipation, craving only one thing: the legendary footlong cookie. My heart was set on it, my taste buds yearning for that perfect blend of sweetness and nostalgia. But alas, as I approached the counter, I was met with crushing disappointment. Sorry, no footlong cookies today, the employee said apologetically, as if they hadn 't just shattered my dessert dreams into a million tiny, crumbly pieces. In that moment, all joy fled from my soul, leaving behind only the hollow ache of unfulfilled cookie cravings. How could this happen? How could such a tragedy befall me, a humble seeker of sugary solace? As I left the store, defeated and despondent, I couldn 't help but wonder: Will I ever taste true happiness again?

For my final meal on death row I asked for a footlong cookie from subway. They went to get one from this subway and there were NO foot long cookies. now I have to die with no footlong cookie?????

I have heard a rumor they do not have foot long cookies. Odd.

Waited and waited without a Hello or ilo be right with you... 3 ppl working just staring at each other.