Joe Schmoes - Cypress

So I'll be honest, when they first opened, I gave them a kinda bad review. I didn't like their fries and got a bit of attitude when i was ordering. I am here to take that back. Big time. I don't know where to start. This is comfort food you've been looking for. The hot dogs and the frozen custard is all I've tried as its hard to get something else, even tho it all looks and sounds so good. Well played Joe's. I hope you guys stick around for a long time. Walking distance from home and always good. Thanks!

3.5 I have mixed feelings about this place. Have frequented this place quite a bit lately. I have ordered several Friday meals recently (for me and family) and it's been OK. I think I ate too much of their junk food last night (husband got the onion rings and I had about 1/3 of them). The Sammy And rings did not agree with me so well (stomach ache last night as well as in the morn). I wish I had the same onion ring experience at reviewer BONNIE! That sounds awesome! Ambience: Yesterday, it was strangely quiet when we ordered our foods at the counter. The dining room seemed empty for a Saturday eve. I was surprised that more wasn't happening there. Update: This afternoon hubby mentioned that last nights meal gave him indigestion. I guess I was not the only one in the household whose innards were not agreeing with schmoe food. Did they use new brand of oils in their cookers? Or different product/ingredients? We usually get the same things every time.

No expectations, I had the best crunchy onion rings EVER at @schmoes_joe in CYPRESS, CA! Best part, it remained crunchy delicious even 2 hours later! The crunchy texture and sound is so satisfying. No ketchup is required and it is seasoned well! Even the onion inside was the right type of thickness. #joeschmoescypress just really knows how to create and fry up the most perfect tray of onion rings! Great service and really fun vibes inside with TV everywhere! [hidden link] [hidden link]

Love this place! Great food with enough choices for my picky eater, healthy eater and beer drinker! Sports on every TV so the boys are always happy to go to joe's! Staff are friendly and this restaurant is super clean!

So disappointed!!!! We come here all the time. The food is usually good and service is usually good. On this day, we asked for chili cheese fries, but asked that the put the chili on the side. I don't like soggy fries. They said they can't do that and would have to charge me two sides. Why... whatever you were going to put on the fries, put on a plate. I'll pay for the extra plate. They said no. Shocking. The food was below average. The fries tasted like they used old frying oil. You lost another customer loyal customer.