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Contribute Feedback What Dra Carolina Castro likes about Funky Geisha:
Expensive price Worth? It's worth every peso, we spent almost $12,000 for a group of 6. The food was delicious, I ordered a delicious Pad Thai that I will never forget because I am not much of a hot Asian food fan but I would definitely try it again. The atmosphere is very good and even more so if you go for a celebration, the weather is all beautiful, everything on the beach is beautiful, the drinks are delicious. T... View all feedback.
What Teofilo Haber doesn't like about Funky Geisha:
Terrible food, I can't believe I ordered some rolls and the cold rice almost frozen and the shrimp, don't even say it, don't go, it's ugly, the only thing that's cool about it is the view and service, but if you want good sushi, this is definitely not the one. place Food: 1 Service: 5 Atmosphere: 1 View all feedback.
Meal type: Dinner Price per person: MX$100–200 Food: 1 Service: 3 Atmosphere: 2
Service: Dine in Meal type: Dinner Price per person: MX$1,000+ Food: 4 Service: 5 Atmosphere: 5 Recommended dishes: Dragon Roll, Lettuce Wraps, Spicy Tuna Roll, Spicy Edamame
A service and food. You will be chilling out and taken care of. Edamame, lettuce wraps, and cocktails were all great! Made for a nice day at the beach, did not feel rushed. Nice attentive service. They always made sure you have shade, comfy seats, and your drinks are cold. Places and hospitality like this make a vacation nice : Meal type: Lunch Price per person: MX$1,000 Food: 5 Service: 5 Atmosphere: 4 Recommended dishes: Lettuce Wraps, Spicy Edamame
Had an unbelievable time at Funky Geisha. Fun little beach restaurant with amazing views and great food. Highly recommend the Hamache Sashimi Service: Dine in Meal type: Dinner Price per person: MX$600–700 Food: 5 Service: 5 Atmosphere: 5 Recommended dishes: Lettuce Wraps
I unfortunately have to say that this is the worst place in Cabo that I had dinner for my bachelorette. For the prices, the food was mediocre, but not bad, but the service was the real problem. The lobster pad Thai didn't taste like pad Thai or lobster so I would avoid that entirely. The Mongolian beef was tasty. The sashimi order was fatty and larger than expected. First, this was a dinner for my bachelorette but we were a smaller group of 5. It took 30 mins for us to get water and even after our waiter checked in twice that we wanted sparkling water, he gave us still. From there, he insisted on telling us all about our orders after we ordered our food which was frankly annoying. He spent a lot of time chatting to us and make jokes; while this would have been charming typically, he spent more time trying to make us laugh than take our orders and did the same at his other tables. The dinner ended up being long and unremarkable with a waiter who didn't really serve us but talked an awful lot. Lastly, this was my bachelorette party and I had specified that I had a gluten allergy. As a Congratulations, our waiter brought out two dishes, an appetizer and a dessert. Shockingly, he said congratulations but told me I can't eat them because both had gluten (crab rangoons and a cake). They could have just brought out sorbet.... My friends awkwardly ate the special food while I sat out. Wait to make a girl feel special.... We won't be back and I won't recommend it to any of my friends. This place isn't worth your money to have such poor service and unremarkable food.